Have a good Laugh
Customer : Waiter, do you serve crabs?
Waiter : Sit down, sir,we serve anyone.
Customer : Waiter, is this a lamb chop or
pork chop?
Waiter : Can't you tell the difference by
taste?
Customer : No, I can't.
Waiter : Then does it really matter?
Customer : Waiter, what's the meaning of this
fly in my tea cup?
Waiter : I wouldn't know, Sir, I'm a waiter,
not a fortune teller.
Customer : Waiter, this soup tastes funny.
Waiter : Funny? But why aren't you laughing?
Lady : Is this my train?
Station Master : No, it belongs to the RailwayCompany.
Lady : Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask
if I can take this train to Kuala Lumpur.
Station Master : No Madam, I'm afraid it's
too heavy.
Teacher : Peter, why are you late for school
again?
Peter : Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was
playing football and the game went into extra time.
Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.
First guy(proudly) : "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy : "You're fortunate, mine's still
alive."
The girl asked her lover, "Darling, if we
get engaged will you give me a ring?"
"Sure," replied her lover "What's your phonenumber?"
A drunkard was brought to court. Just before
the trial there was a commotion in the gallery.The judge pounded the gravel
on his table and shouted, "Order, order." The drunkard immediately responded,
"Thank you, your honour, I'll have a
scotch and soda."
Customer : If I post this letter tonight,Will
it get to Penang in two days time?
Post Master : Well it might do.
Customer : I bet you, it won't.
Post Master : Why not?
Customer : It's addressed to Johor.