A Pakistani US citizen goes to the doctor because he just simply doesn't feel good. He's tired, his stomach is upset, he has a headache. Just feels terrible.The doctor checks him over and can't find any medical reason for him to feel the way he does.

He offers a Naturotherepy approach that he has seen work before.
 
The Pakistani man is stunned, through, that the treatment means he has to go home, shit and piss into a plastic bag
and leave it in his basement for a week.
 
"Trust me," the doctor says, "I have seen this work."
The man goes home and follows through on the
instructions. Within a day, though his house smells terrible and by the end of the week, it is an overwhelming stench.
His eyes water every time he walks in the door, but he feels no better. He calls to yell at the doctor who calmly says,
"Go down and take three big deep breaths directly from the bag and you will be cured."
 
"You're crazy!" comes the reply. "Trust me." says the doctor.Down he goes into the basement and he takes the
first breath.Gagging and choking, he does it again. Then, on the third breath, he feels the headache  leave.
 
His stomach settles and he feels amazingly well.The stench is even tolerable. He calls the doctor to tell him the good
news. "I told you I've seen this work with people from Pakistan before, "says the doctor. "You were just homesick!"
 
 Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation. After a while one of them said,
"You think you have family problems?
Listen to my  situation:
A few years ago I met a young widow with a grown-up daughter and we got married. Lately, my father married my stepdaughter.
That made my stepdaughter my stepmother and my father became my stepson. Also my wife became mother-in-law of her
father-in-law. Then the daughter of my wife, my stepmother had a son. This boy was my half brother because he was my
father's son, but he was also the son of my wife's daughter which made him my wife's grandson. That made me grandfather of my half-brother. This was nothing until my wife and I had a son. Now the sister of my son, my mother-in-law is also
the grandmother. This makes my father the brother-in-law of my child, whose stepsister is my father's wife. I am my stepmother's brother-in-law, my wife is her own child's aunt, my son is my father's nephew and I am my own grandfather and you think you have family problems."
 
Rabbit and Snake
 
 
The newly-hatched snake and the newly-born rabbit came face to face. Both were so young their eyes had not yet opened.
Neither knew what the other was, so they decided to feel each other and make a guess.
 
First the snake slithered over the rabbit and then concluded: "You have warm fur, whiskers, long ears and you hop around. You
must be a bunny."
 
Then the rabbit ran its paws over the snake. "You are slippery, you crawl on the ground, and venomous. You  must be a Pakistani."
 
 Linda and Marion were comparing notes on the  difficulties of running a small business. "I started a new practice last year,” Linda said. “I insist that each of my employees take at least a week off every three months.”
“Why in the world would you do that?” Marion asked. “It’s the best way I know of to learn which ones I
can do without,” Linda said.