(1) A STUDENT:
QUESTION: What seperates man from animals
ANSWER: Pre-nuptual thumbs
(2) A STUDENT:
"I think my washing machine is the return of Christ"
(3) A STUDENT:
"Martin Luther was a rapist - y'know, he didn't like black people."
(4) A LESSON
TEACHER: We are going to be looking at Martin Luther
STUDENT: The good Martin Luther or the bad Martin Luther. Like there was a good Ghandi and a bad Ghandi.
(5) FROM A STUDENT'S ESSAY:
"God made a creation and it was a Do-It-Yourself kit"
(6) FROM A STUDENT'S ESSAY:
"Within history there has been Macbeth trying to hassen his descent to the thrown which incorporated evil plots and physical suffering"
(7) A STUDENT:
"Did you just say Erasmus was from Holland? I thought he was Dutch!"
(8) A TEACHER:
"Near the end of his life Luther wrote his famous biography called 'Mein Kampf'"
(9) A STUDENT:
"If there is no sweetness in sugar, then it must be salt!"
(10) A LECTURER:
"Ive been teaching this subject for 4 years and I just found out that Hume was a racist!"
(11) A LECTURER:
"Like a lot of people, Kant was born"
(12) THE YELLOW DART:
"When the sun goes from East to West does it go via the North or the South?"
