The driver gives you a kinky look. You smile back at
him. He asks you where you want to go. You say 'the Finn farm in Iowa'
, he nods and asks you if it's not the same place they were doing inbred
experiments years ago. You say 'no, it's where they were doing the hybrids
and crossbreeds on drugs experiments', and it really pisses you off that
people don't know the difference. The cab stops in front of the farm.
You get out of the cab and realize your zipper
is open and probably has been all day.
Also, you don't have money. You close your zipper
and smile nervously at the driver.
You explain to him that you don't have any money.
He grabs you by your throat and smacks your head on the car's hood. He
kicks you in your nuts and rips your hair. He starts pummeling you with
no mercy. And slowly and painfully you finally die.
THE END.
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