on Crawford Street. It's big and beautiful and you
wonder who's the lucky person who lives there. The place seems abandoned.
As you walk through you see the door to the garden is open. You walk there
and you're very surprised to see Buffy sitting there, with her back to
you.
You start walking towards her and she gets up and
faces you.
You ask her what is she doing there and she asks you
if you were following her. You demand to know what she's doing there because
she's your girlfriend. She slaps you and you say 'ouch you slapped me'.
She rolls her eyes and asks you again what you're doing there.
You tell her you're looking for vampires to kill and
impress her. She tells you you're a fuckin' idiot. You say 'no i'm not'
she says 'yes you are' you say 'no i'm not' she kicks you in the groin.
You fall down and she keeps beating you. Then she tells you that her ex-boyfriend,
the vampire, used to live here, and she's been coming here everyday waiting
for the day he returns and she doesn't want you fishboy hanging around.
You don't say anything just spit some blood. And she takes a shovel and
starts beating the crap out of you until you're dead.
THE END.
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