manhole cover and slide down to the sewers. It's dark
and wet, and the smell is just the way you like it. You wonder why didn't
you go traveling in the sewers earlier. You splash a little in the water
and squeal. Then you hear someone snarl. You reach for your gun when you
realize the government took away your gun when they discharged you and
you think 'damn! how am i suppose to kill the vampires now?' While you're
thinking the vampire attacks you and you manage to flip him over on his
back, but he quickly jumps and attacks you again. Another vampire comes
in view, followed by more vampires. You're surrounded.
They start beating you up and kicking you. One of
them kicks your throat and breaks your windpipe. You try hard to breathe
when some vampire sinks his teeth into your neck. But then he spits your
blood and says you're a droid. They start beating you again, even harder.
You feel your teeth flying out of your mouth when one of the vampires pokes
you with a big pike and then another vampire beheads you. The glory days
of G.I. Joe wannabes are gone, farmhick.
THE END.
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