YOU CALL GRANDPA

but your Ma answers the phone. You ask her if grandpa is around and she tells you that he died.
You are shocked and ask her how did it happen. She tells you that grandpa died heroically while trying to save Bessie from a horny bull. You ask her if Bessie is ok, and she tells you that she thinks Bessie is pregnant, you're nervous and bite your fingernails to the flesh. You tell your Ma that you will try to get on a flight back to Iowa as soon as possible.
 
 

 DO YOU:
 

Call the travel agency to check availability of flights

or

Drive straight to the airport, you're not gonna waste any time

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