*Hear that Mr. Anderson?...that is the sound of inevitability--The Matrix
*Everyday since I've started working at Inetec is worse than the day before it...so everytime you see me....it's the worse day of my life--Office Space
*If you were to clone yourself and then have sex with yourself is that insest or masturbation??--The Daily Show
*It makes you want to find the bastard that did it and rip his still beating heart from his chest and hold it in front of his face...so he can see how black it is before he dies--Wayne's World
*A degree of civilization is a society can be determined by observing its prisoners--Con Air
*to alcohol! the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems --The Simpsons
*I saw a large woman wearing a sweatshirt with "Guess" on it. I said, "Thyroid problem??"-Arnold Shwartzenager
*Stan Fields: "Miss Rhode Island, please describe your idea of a perfect date."
Cheryl "Rhode Island"- "well my idea of a perfect date would be April 23. because it's not too warm or too cold, all you need is a light jacket."--Miss Congeliality
*"watching television shows doesn't make you violent! *canceling* television shows makes you violent!"--Scary Movie
*Black TV reporter:"reporting live from Black TV, white folks are dead and we're getting the fuck outta here!"--Scary Movie
*"you're not quite evil enough. you're semi-evil. you're quasi-evil. you're the margarine of evil. you're the Diet Coke of evil, just one calorie, not evil enough."--Dr. Evil, Austin Powers 2
*"use your head....that's that lump 3 feet above your ass"--Tom Hanks, A League Of Their Own
*"searching for a boy in high school is like like searching for meaning in a Pauly Shre movie."--Clueless
*"Define irony: a bunch of idiots, dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a group that died in a plane crash."-Con Air
*"and you know this, MAN!"-Friday...haha the best
*"shampoo is better! I go on first and clean the hair! Conditioner is better! I leave the hair silky and smooth! Oh, really, fool? Really! Stop looking at me, swan!"--Billy Madison
*Dumb and Dumber:
Lloyd: some place warm, a place where the beer flows like wine, where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talking about a little place called Aspen
Harry: I don't know Lloyd, the french are assholes
"I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this. I was thinking the same thing. That John Denver's fulla shit, man."
*Happy Gilmore
Shooter: you better stay away, or you're gonna pay. listen to what I say
Happy: why don't we go down to teh bay, we could eat some hay, make things out of clay, what do you say? I just may!
*"Yo, Fletcher, how's it hangin?"
"short, shriveled, and always to the left"--Liar Liar
*"Wayne, um, what do you do if everytime you see this one, incredible woman, you think you're gonna hurl?"
"I say hurl. If you blow chunks and she comes back, she's yours. But if you spew and she bolts, it was never meant to be."--Wayne's World