*a girl can kiss a guy, a bird can kiss a butterfly, the sun can kiss the grass, but you my friend can kiss my ass
*you're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on
*when we broke up u thought i cried but u were just another guy..you told your friends i was a trick, i told mine you were a dick, i said i loved you and you thought it was true, but guess what boy, you got played too!
*work as if you don't need the money, love as if you've never been heartbroken, AND DANCE AS IF NO1'S WATCHING!
*i wish i was little again, skinned knees are easier to fix than broken hearts
*don't walk behind me, i may not lead, don't walk in front of me, i may not follow, just walk beside me and be my friend
*to the world you might be one person, but to one person you may be the world
*i don't know whether to smile because your my friend or cry because that's all that you are
*love starts with a smile, develops into a kiss, and ends with a tear
*don't be afraid to look into my eyes 'cuz i will catch you if you fall in love
*if football is so sensational, why does it take cheerleaders to excite the crowd?
*i only cheer on days that end with a "y"
*star light, star bright, where the hell is Mr.Right??
*wimps lift weights...cheerleaders lift people
*cheer-lead-er:(n) an athlete who can jump, kick, toss, catch, stunt, tumble, and fly..
*i would never do crack....ok! i would never use anything that is named after something on my own ass!
*fate always has a way of changing things, just not when you want it to...
*if you're sweet call me honey, if you're cute, call me baby, if you're hot, call me tonight!
*scientists say that 1 out of every 4 people are crazy, so check out 3 friends and if they're normal, you're it
*your jealosy is my energy....ever wonder why i'm so hyper?
*why isn't 11 pronounced onety-one??(that'd be cool lol)
*girls don't lie..we simply bend the truth to fit our moods
*i always knew that looking back on the tears would make me laugh but i never thought that looking back on the laughs would make me cry!
*i don't need to point out my best qualities...they stick out on their own(LOL)
*every hottie with a body needs a cutie with a booty....
*do vegatarians eat animal crackers??
*i look for a man with a V.C.R. ~ very cute rear:)
*don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened:)
*dream as if you'll live forever, and live as if you'll die tomorrow
*do i look like a grocery item to you? b/c i see you checking me out!
*hey guys! think you're a man? well a man's a king, a king's a ruler, and a ruler is 12"....still think you're a man?!
*guys should be like kleenex...soft, strong, and disposable!
*what are girls made of? strength 'n class ' a whole lotta ass!
*who do you run to when the only person in the world who can make you stop crying is the one who's making you cry??