* if at first you don't succeed....destroy all the evidence that you tried in the first place
*if you can't do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly
*never put off tomorrow what you can avoid all together
*lottery: a tax on people who are bad at math
*don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things
*my mother never say the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch
*who discovered that you could get milk from cows, and what the HELL did that person think he was doing at the time??
*it's not "when wild animals attack!" it's more like "when stupid people get bit!"
*"oficer....I swear to drunk I'm not God"
*girls don't lie... they simply bend the truth to fit their mood
*man was created before woman, but even God does a rough draft before making a masterpiece:)
*sticks and stones may break my bones and tear my skin apart, but nothing hurts me more because you broke my heart
*you can seek beauty and miss love, or you can seek for love and find both
*we're all here, because we're not all there