* to me, boxing is like ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other
*the face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face
*if you're robbing a bank and your pants fall down, i think it's okay to laugh and let the hostages laugh too, because, come on, life is funny
*i guess we were all guilty in a way. we all shot him, we all skinned him, and we all got a complimentary bumper sticker that said, " i helped skin bob"
*i think a good product would be "baby duck hat". it's a fake baby duck, which you strap on the top of your head. then you go swimming underwater until you find a mommy duck and her babies, and you join them. then, all of a sudden, you stand up out of the water and roar like Godzilla. man, those ducks really take off....also Baby Duck Hat is good for parties
*the next time I have meat and mashed potatoes, I think I'll put a very large blob of potatoes on my plate with just a little piece of meat. and if someone asks me why I didn't get more meat, I'll just say, "oh, you mean this?" and pull out a big piece of meat from inside the blob of potatoes, where I've hidden it. Good magic trick, huh?
*if you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumkins. maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them
*I wish outer space guys would conquor the earth and make people their pets, because I'd like to have one of those little beds with my name on it
*even though I was their captive, the Indians allowed me quite a bit of freedom. I could walk freely, make my own meals, and even hurl large rocks at their heads. it was only later that i discovered that they were not Indians at all but only dirty-clothes hampers
*it takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man
~*I'll add some more of these quotes on when I get a chance to. If you have any to submit, im me @ NaughtCheer05 :)