A is for alcohol, the key to surviving high school
B is for beer, the most disgusting type of alcohol but great for chugging
C is for class, what you're supposed to get up & go to after a Thurday night party
D is for dancing, a favorite pastime of almost every drunk, usually looks bad
E is for emergency, the keg is empty & there's no1 over 21 at your party
F is for fucked-up, signified by leaning over a toilet & puking your guts out
G is for games, anything that involves cards, dice, and chugging beer
H is for hang-over, reminding u of how great last night was & how much u drank
I is for idiot, the guy that spilled his beer on you & everyone else at the party
J is for jail, where you'll end up if you try using that fake Id or staggering home
K is for kissing, what you'll do to anything that moves after 15 beers
L is for Lord, the person you beg to get u out of every situation involving alcohol
M is for money, something you don't have because of too much partying
N is for NOT AGAIN! what u scream after waking up next to someone u don't know
O is for Ouch! when u sober up u ache everywhere; as if u were so drunk u fell down stairs somewhere and are just now feeling it
P is for piss, what u have to do every five minutes when you're drinking beer
Q is for quilt, what u puked on last night and have to clean up this morning
R is for reform, what u promise God u will do while you're puking
S is for sex, what u did last night with that person u met when u were drunk
T is for toes, the things on ur feet that are bleeding profusely from when u slid down a ramp the night before ( HAHA SESSY!!)
U is for under-age, most of the drinking population
V is for Vodka, the king of all liquors & the best way to get drunk in an hour
W is for worm, the thing in Tequila that reminds u of BIO class tomorrow
X is for X-ray, how they can see into your stomach before they pump it
Y is for yourself, the one who drinks way too much every weekend
Z is for zoned, what you'll be for the next 12 hours after drinking
