1.) we can wear guys clothes, if they wear ours they get funny looks
2.)our friends don't say hello to us by punching us in the arm
3.)yea P.M.S. sucks but at least we have a good excuse to chow down on chocolate for a week
4.)if we're on a really big ship that happens to hit an iceberg, we get first dibs on a lifeboat
5.)we get the bigger apartment on Friends
6.)girl talk. you know how we just understand each other iwithout explaining stuff
7.)we never have to stand at a urinal and have other girls stare at us
8.)dark circles under the eyes? a hickey? we can just cover it up with a little concealer(how do guys live without that stuff?)
9.)we don't have to shave our faces (ouch that must hurt)
10.)we can jump around a lot and shake our hair and it looks like we know how to dance
11.)we get yummy chocolates and flowers from guys!(the NICE ones!)
12.)we don't have to dowse our food in tabasco sauce just to prove we're tough
13.)that whole circumcision thing!
14.)when we get married we get to keep our own name or chose one that we like better
15.)we don't have to deal with sideburns. what's up with those anyway?
16.)at least one girl always survives horror flicks
17.)we never have to wear tighty-whities(or jock straps!!)
18.)even if we are ugly we have make-up to fix it
19.)we can take stuffed animals to bed no matter how old we are
21.)we don't have to wear tuxedos to the prom
22.)nose hair, ear hair, back hair--NOT a problem for us
23.)slumber parties! guys just don't know how much fun those are
24.)we don't have to worry about getting hurt, um down there
25.)that special bond we have with our moms
26.)we don't feel the need to slap our teammates butt when they make a good play
27.)nobody makes fun of us for liking BSB or NSYNC.....but they suck anyways!
28.)pick up lines. they're not something we need to practice
29.)we can get away with wearing platform shoes without looking goofy(umm yea girls do!)
30.)on TV shows we're always the ones that have the coolest supernatural powers
31.)delias, victoria's secret, xoxo, etc etc
32.)we can put cotton balls between our toes, paint our nails, and not feel the least bit silly
33.)daria and lisa simpson are girls
34.)beavis and butthead aren't funny
35.)the coolest, sweetest songs and poems have been written by us
36.)we don't have to sit on our wallets
37.)and our wallets have a place for change
38.)our lives do not revolve around ESPN sports center
39.)we can wear dresses without getting really weird looks
40.)its not required that we learn how to spit when we're young
41.)we are called tomboys, boys are called girly
42.)we have nicer handwriting than guys. well its true
43.)our magazines have horoscopes
44.)we don't have to stuff boxers in our jeans(how can that be comfortable)
45.)female pro athletes aren't overpaid egomaniacs(yet)
46.)girls with guy first names(joey) sound cool but guys with girl names like erica aren't much of a turn on
47.)we look great in tank tops
48.)we don't have to worry about asking guys to dances...they come to us
49.)we don't look like idiots in a bikini
50.)BECAUSE GIRLS ARE JUST BETTER THAN GUYS!!!