| Note to readers: These jokes are sort of corny, so read them at your own risk. These jokes are legally authorized by the Joke America Foundation, Inc. Beware, fat people--these jokes can be insulting. Dankz--Rekuk You're so stupid, your mother told you to go buy a color television and you asked, �What color?� Your girlfriend is so ugly, the trashman won't even pick her up. Your so stupid you sat on the tv and watched the couch. You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she got a ticket for littering! You're so ugly, I took you to the zoo and the zookeeper said, ''Thanks for bringing her back!'' Your Butt is so big that they still can't find the last chair you sat on. You so poor I walked in your house and asked to use the bathroom and you told me to pick a corner. You're so ugly that when you were born, your mama said, ''What a treasure!'' And your dad said, ''Let's go bury it!'' You're so old, your teeth are like stars, they come out at night! Your breath is so stank, when you talk your teeth duck. Yo Mama so dumb she put lipstick on her fore-head to make up her mind. your mamas so old her back go's out more then you do. yo mama so hairy when she walks into a petting zoo people start petting her. Yo Mamas so stupid she got lost in a telephone booth. YO MAMAS SO FAT WHEN SHE GOES TO KFC SHE GETS A GROUP DISCOUNT Yo mama so fat when God said, "Let there be light" he he to ask her to move out of the way. Yo mamas like Humpty Dumpty, fist she gets humped then she gets dumped. Yo Mama so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake. your momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved. Yo Mama's so fat, every time she goes outside wearing her yellow rain coat, everyone goes, "Look, it's the Magic School Bus!" yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said to be continued.... When she walked in front of the TV I missed 3 commercials Yo mama's so stupid she can't pass a blood test. Yo mama's so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super-Bowl. Yo mama's so fat, when she turns around they throw her a welcome back party. Yo mamma's so fat she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones. |