| Dar President's IQ (I got them from the daily Chinatown newspaper) |
| Presidents |
| IQs |
| Franklin Delano Roosevelt |
| 147 |
| Harry S. Truman |
| 132 |
| Dwight D. Eisenhower (IKE) |
| 122 |
| JFK (JOHN KENNEDY) |
| 174 |
| Lyndon Banes Johnson |
| 126 |
| Richard Nixon |
| 155 |
| Gerald Ford |
| 121 |
| James (JIMMY) Carter |
| 175 |
| Ronald Reagan |
| 105 |
| George Bush |
| 98 |
| William Bill J. Clinton |
| 182 |
| George Son W. Bush |
| 91 |
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| Clinton: SHMART!!!!!! |
| BUSH: IQ is low!!!!!!!!!!!! |