3: Happy gadgadsbogen day 4: Better late than never Meercas despise red neggs No news is impossible Scorchios like hot places Super Glue is forever 5: All roads lead to neopia Dr Frank Sloth is green Dung furniture stinks like dung Keep your broken toys clean Koi invented the robotic fish Nimmos are very spiritual beings Today is your lucky day 6: A buzz will never sting you Be nice to Shoyrus or else Carrots are so expensive these days Chia bombers are mud slinging fools Chombies are shy and eat plants Faeries are quite fond of reading Flotsams are no longer limited edition Fuzios wear the coolest red shoes Garon loves an endless challenging maze Great neopets are not always wise Kacheekers is a two player game Korbats are creatures of the night Moogi is a true poogle racer Mr black makes the best shopkeeper Number six is on the run Only real card sharks play cheat Skeiths are strong but very lazy The beader has a beaming smile The techo is a tree acrobat Tyrannians will eat everything and anything 7: An air of mystery surrounds the acara Asparagus is the food of the gods Chombies hate fungus balls with a passion Faerie food is food from the heavens Frolic in the snow of happy valley Jubjubs defend themselves with their deafening screech Kauvara mixes up potions like no other Kyrii take special pride in their fur Mister pickles has a terrible tigersquash habit Maybe the missing link is really missing Most Wild Kikos Swim in Kiko Lake Neopian inflation is a fact of life Never underestimate the power of streaky bacon Poogles look the best in frozen collars Some neggs will bring you big disappointment Some neggs will bring you big neopoints The Cybunny is the fastest neopet ever The pen is mightier than the pencil The Snowager sleeps most of its life Tornado rings and cement mixers are unstoppable Uggaroo gets tricky with his coconut shells Unis just love looking at their reflection When there is smoke there is pollution You cannot teach an old grarrl mathematics 8: A miss is as good as a mister A neopoint saved is a neopoint not enough A tuskaninny named colin lives on terror mountain An iron rod bends while it is hot Children should not be seen spanked or grounded Doctor Sloth tried to mutate neopets but failed Do not bathe if there is no water Dr Death is the keeper of disowned neopets Faerie pancakes go great with crazy crisp tacos Flame the Tame is a ferocious feline fireball Have you trained your pet for the Battledome If your hedge needs trimming call a chomby Kacheeks have mastered the art of picking flowers Keep your pet company with a neopet pet Kikoughela is a fancy word for cough medicine Kougras are said to bring very good luck Pet rocks make the most playful of petpets Scratch my back and I will scratch yours Snowbeasts love to attack grundos with mud snowballs The advent calendar is only open in december The Alien Aisha Vending Machine serves great good The big spender is an international jet setter The Bruce is from Snowy Valley High School The healing springs mends your wounds after battle The hidden tower is for big spenders only The library faerie tends to the crossword puzzle The tatsu population was almost reduced to extinction You should try to raise your hit points Whack a beast and win some major points 9: An idle mind is the best way to relax Congratulations to everybody who helped defeat the evil monoceraptor Do not open a shop if you cannot smile Do not try to talk to a shy peophin Enter the lair of the beast if you dare Every neopet should have a job and a corndog Get three times the taste with the triple dog It is always better to give than to receive Let every zafara take care of its own tail Look out for the moehog transmogrification potion lurking around Magical ice weapons are from the ice cave walls Mika and Carassa Want You To Buy Their Junk Neopets battledome is not for the weak or sensitive Take your pet to tyrammet for a fabulous time Terror Mountain is home to the infamous Ski Lodge The meat of a sporkle is bitter and inedible The tyrannian volcano is the hottest place in neopia Stego is a baby stegosaurus that all neopets love Sticks n stones are like the greatest band ever 10: A chia who is a mocker dances without a tamborine All neopets can find a job at the employment agency Become a BattleDome master by training on the Mystery Island Better to be safe than meet up with a monocerous Bouncing around on its tail the blumaroo is quite happy Chias are loveable little characters who are full of joy Faeries bend down their wings to a seeker of knowledge Grarrg is the tyrannian battle master that takes no slack If you live with lupes you will learn to howl Kyruggi is the grand elder in the tyrannian town hall Love your neopet but do not hug it too much Meercas are talented pranksters that take pride in their tails Meercas are to blame for all the stolen fuzzles Neopets battledome is not for the weak or sensitive Please wipe your feet before you enter the scorchio den Plesio is the captain of the tyrannian sea division Put all of your neopoints on poogle number two Poogle five is very chubby but is lightning quick Poogles have extremely sharp teeth and they are cuddly Some neohomes are made with mud and dung and straw The barking of Lupes does not hurt the clouds The battledome is near but the way is icy The meat of a sporkle is bitter and inedible The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog The tyrannian volcano is the hottest place in neopia Treat your usul well and it will be useful Uggaroo follows footsteps to find food for his family Your pet deserves a nice stay at the neolodge Oh where is the tooth faerie when you need her Only ask of the Queen Faerie what you really need Please wipe your feet before you enter the Scorchio den Some neohomes are made with mud and dung and straw Store all of your Neopian trading cards in your neodeck The best thing to spend on your neopet is time The kindhearted faerie queen rules faerieland with a big smile The lair of the beast is cold and dark inside The meerca is super fast making it difficult to catch The pound is not the place to keep streaky bacon There is nothing like a tall glass of slime potion The sunken city of Maraqua has some great hidden treasures The tyrannian jungle is full of thick muddle and mash The wise aisha has long ears and a short tongue To know and to act are one and the same Under a tattered cloak you will generally find doctor sloth With the right training Tuskaninnys can become quite fearsome fighters Yes boy ice cream sell out all of their shows 11: A journey of a million miles begins on the marketplace map Ask a lot of questions but only take what is offered Be sure to visit the Neggery for some great magical neggs Bruce could talk under wet cement with a mouthful of marbles By all means trust in neopia but tie your camel first Count Von Roo is one of the nastier denizens of neopia Do not wake the snowager unless you want to be eaten Every buzz is a kau in the eyes of its mother Faerie poachers hang out in faerieland with their jars wide open Give the wheel of excitement a spin or two or three Grarrls are ferocious creatures or at least they try to be Have you told your friends about the greatest site on earth If a pteri and lenny were to race neither would win Jetsams are the meanest Neopets to ever swim the Neopian sea Kaus love to sing although they only know a single note Listen to your pet or your tongue will keep you deaf Make certain your pet is well equipped before entering the battledome Only mad gelerts and englishmen go out in the noonday sun Poogle number five always wins unless he trips over a hurdle Space slushies are just the thing on a cold winter day The bluna was first sighted under the ice caps of tyrannia The Neopedia is a good place to start your Neopian Adventures Tyrannia is the prehistoric kingdom miles beneath the surface of neopia When eating a radioactive negg remember the pet who planted it When friends ask about the battledome say there is no tomorrow When the blind lead the blind get out of the way You cannot wake a Bruce who is pretending to be asleep You know the soup kitchen is a great place to go You know you can create a free homepage for your pet You probably do not want to know what that odor is 12: A kyrii will get very upset if its hair gets messed up By all means make neofriends with peophins but learn to swim first Catch the halter rope and it will lead you to the kau Cliffhanger is a brilliant game that will make your pet more intelligent Dirty snow is the best way to make your battledome opponent mad Do not be in a hurry to tie what you cannot untie Do not speak of an elephante if there is no tree nearby Do not think there are no jetsams if the water is calm Eat all day at the giant omelette but do not be greedy Everyone loves to drink a hot cup of borovan now and then Experience is the comb that nature gives us when we are bald Fly around the canyons of tyrannia shooting the evil pterodactyls and grarrls If you see a man riding a wooden stick ask him why If you want to have lots of adventures then adopt a wocky Jarbjarb likes to watch the tyrannian sunset while eating a ransaurus steak Krawk have been known to be as strong as full grown neopets Myncies love to hug their plushies and eat sap on a stick Quiggles spend all day splashing around in the pool at the neolodge The Grarrl will roar and ten eggs will hatch into baby grarrls The Snow Faerie Quest is for those that can brave the cold The wheel of mediocrity is officially the most second rate game around There is only one ryshu and there is only one techo master Uggsul invites you to play a game or two of tyranu evavu When an Elephante is in trouble even a Nimmo will kick him You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on 13: A Scorchio is a good storyteller if it can make a Skeith listen Bang and smash your way to the top in the bumper cars game Do not be greedy and buy every single food item from the shops Faerieland is not for pets that are afraid of heights or fluffy clouds If at first you do not succeed play the ice caves puzzle again If you go too slow try to keep your worms in a tin If your totem is made of wax do not walk in the sun It makes total sense to have a dung carpet in your dung neohome Myncies come from large families and eat their dinner up in the trees The Neopian Hospital will help get your pet on the road to recovery We never know the worth of items till the wishing well is dry You can lead a kau to water but you cannot make it drink 14: Building a neohome is a way to build a foundation for your little pets You know you should never talk to Bruce even when his mouth is full Your neopet will need a mint after eating a chili cheese dog with onions Why beg for stuff when you can make money at the wheel of excitement 15: Bronto bites are all the rage and they are meaty and very easy to carry The beast that lives in the tyrannian mountains welcomes all visitors with a sharp smile The whisper of an acara can be heard farther than the roar of a wocky You really have to be well trained if you want to own a wild reptillior