(If you want a literal definition, this should be Morphine and Onyx vs. Leech.  However, 
Onyx dropped link after one headbutt, so he didn't play a significant role in the outcome.
Hench, the file is named Morphine vs Leech.  A little background here - Leech had looted
and junked a Cuchullain's Shield belonging to Morphine (this was still a fairly new item,
and him and others were bitching about the power it gave to non-evil people).  As a result,
I had some revenge to get.)

(HP:304 MV:289 HP:60%)>
Headbutt who?
An arrogant youth leaves west.

(HP:304 MV:289 HP:60%)> w

On the Docks
[Exits: n e s]
The corpse of Horace the urchin is lying here.
A rusty iron pump sits here, providing somewhat tainted water.
An arrogant youth stands here reaching for your wallet.
Leech is sitting here.

(HP:304 MV:286 HP:60%)> head leech

You knock Leech down with a powerful headbutt!

(HP:304 MV:286 HP:60%)>

An arrogant youth knocks Leech down with a powerful headbutt!

(HP:304 MV:286 HP:60%)>

You quickly attack and hit 9 times.
Your rusted iron syringe lands extremely close to Leech's jugular.
You make Leech's muscles rigid, rendering him clumsy.
Leech has some cuts.
An arrogant youth quickly attacks 9 times and hits 6 times.
An arrogant youth's jagged dagger of onyx goes in one side of Leech and comes
out the other!

(HP:304 MV:286 HP:60%)>


Leech panics, and attempts to flee.
Leech leaves south.

(HP:304 MV:286 HP:60%)>
shoot leech


A scream rings out across the rooftops, but no-one pays it mind.

(HP:304 MV:286 HP:60%)>

Leech has arrived from the south.

(HP:304 MV:286 HP:60%)>

Leech leaves east.

(HP:304 MV:286 HP:60%)>


[Chat] CLeo: they call them suicide chicken wings because the sauce on it is
stronger than tobaso sauce.

(HP:304 MV:286 HP:60%)> e


(HP:304 MV:286 HP:60%)>
You fire your 9mm Uzi at Leech!
You hit Leech!

(HP:304 MV:286 HP:60%)> e


Sally the urchin has arrived from the east.

(HP:304 MV:286 HP:60%)> n
warc

Leech has arrived from the east.
On the Docks
[Exits: n e s w]
A skeletal dog is wandering about here.
A plump merchant ambles along here, checking his pocketwatch and pacing
nervously.
A rough sailor stands here, looking for something to do.
An arrogant youth has arrived from the west.
Hank the sailor whistles at you appreciatively.
Hank the sailor wants you, he needs you, he's got to have you!

(HP:304 MVe;31m:283 HP:60%)> ec
On the Docks
[Exits: n e s w]
A plump merchant ambles along here, checking his pocketwatch and pacing
nervously.
A woman decked out in parasol and high-necked dress is here. [2]
An arrogant youth has arrived from the west.

(HP:304 MV:280 HP:60%)> h

The East India Company Office
[Exits: s]
A graceful three-masted ship is anchored here.
A clumsy ship with square sails has been left here.
Amethyst is standing here.
A clerk for the East India Company is here.
An arrogant youth has arrived from the south.

(HP:304 MV:278 HP:60%)>
They're not here.

(HP:304 MV:278 HP:60%)> s
w
w

On the Docks
[Exits: n e s w]
A plump merchant ambles along here, checking his pocketwatch and pacing
nervously.
A woman decked out in parasol and high-necked dress is here. [2]
An arrogant youth has arrived from the north.

(HP:304 MV:275 HP:60%)> warc
On the Docks
[Exits: n e s w]
A skeletal dog is wandering about here.
A plump merchant ambles along here, checking his pocketwatch and pacing
nervously.
A rough sailor stands here, looking for something to do.
An arrogant youth has arrived from the east.
Hank the sailor whistles at you appreciatively.
Hank the sailor wants you, he needs you, he's got to have you!

(HP:304 MV:272 HP:[1 le;30m60%)> ech

On the Docks
[Exits: n e s]
The corpse of Horace the urchin is lying here.
A rusty iron pump sits here, providing somewhat tainted water.
Leech is standing here.
A street urchin of indeterminate gender is running around here.
An arrogant youth has arrived from the east.

(HP:304 MV:269 HP:60%)>
You rush at Leech, screaming 'SHOOT THE HONKEY!'!
Leech is paralyzed by your horrendous warcry!
(Now *that* is what I'm talking about).

(HP:304 MV:269 HP:60%)>


Leech suffers from his bleeding wounds.
Sally the urchin growls with anger.

(HP:311 MV:373 HP:61%)>

[Chat] CLeo: eh.. tobasco even
You quickly attack and hit 9 times.
Your rusted iron syringe lands extremely close to Leech's jugular.
Leech is stunned, but will probably recover.
Leech has many nasty wounds.
Sally the urchin's hit leaves a small cut above Leech's eye.
Leech is stunned, but will probably recover.
(Uh-oh - there's an urchin pissed at Leech)

(HP:311 MV:373 HP:61%)>
head urc

(YES!  I Had just intended to junk Leech's shield (even if it wasn't quite a Cuch's Shield),
but scrapping his battered hat was a bonus I was more than happy about).

You quickly attack and hit 9 times.
A battered hat is destroyed as it is hit!
Your rusted iron syringe lands extremely close to Leech's jugular.
Leech is stunned, but will probably recover.
Leech is covered in blood.
Sally the urchin scratches Leech with her hit.
Leech is stunned, but will probably recover.

(HP:311 MV:373 HP:61%)> hin


(HP:311 MV:373 HP:61%)>
You knock Sally the urchin down with a powerful headbutt!
(Can't have the urchin breaking Leech's stun).

(HP:311 MV:373 HP:61%)>


You quickly attack and hit 9 times.
You nearly hamstring Leech with your rusted iron syringe.
Leech is stunned, but will probably recover.
Leech is leaking guts.

(HP:311 MV:373 HP:61%)> chat scrappage!


You quickly attack and hit 9 times.
Your rusted iron syringe lands extremely close to Leech's jugular.
Leech is stunned, but will probably recover.
Leech is almost dead.

(HP:311 MV:373 HP:61%)> rage


(HP:311 MV:373 HP:61%)>
[Chat] Morphine: scrappage!

(HP:311 MV:373 HP:61%)> get shi

You quickly attack and hit 9 times.
You nearly hamstring Leech with your rusted iron syringe.
Leech is stunned, but will probably recover.
Leech is DYING.

(HP:311 MV:373 HP:61%)> eld corpse
You go into a battle rage!
(And of course, the obligatory rage).

(HP:311 MV:373 HP:61%)> ^R
ge

[Chat] CLeo: *drools*

(HP:311 MV:373 HP:61%)> t shield co

You quickly attack and hit 9 times.
Your rusted iron syringe pierces Leech's heart. Blood gushes as he slumps to
the ground.
Leech is DEAD!!
You receive 7515 experience, your share of 15865.
[Info]: Leech killed by Morphine.
You hear Leech's death cry.

(HP:311 MV:373 HP:61%)> rpse

You get The white shield of the holy from the corpse of Leech.

(HP:311 MV:373 HP:61%)> junk shi

Onyx has reconnected.


(HP:311 MV:373 HP:61%)> eld

You junk The white shield of the holy.
(revenge is mine!)

(HP:311 MV:373 HP:61%)>

[Info] CLeo: eeek

(HP:311 MV:373 HP:61%)> l

On the Docks
[Exits: n e s]
The corpse of Leech is lying here.
Scraps from a battered hat are here.
The corpse of Horace the urchin is lying here.
A rusty iron pump sits here, providing somewhat tainted water.
An arrogant youth stands here reaching for your wallet.
Sally the urchin is lying here stunned.

(I think Leech perma'd shortly thereafter, upset at the cheapass paras.)