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| Splish, Splash, I Was Sporting A Mask by � throw_n_roses Splish splash I was sporting a mask, I wore it every saturday night, rub a dub dub i was farting in the tub, wondering why I had my tuxedo still on, I Ain't nothin' but a party pooper, spoiling things all the time, I Ain't nothin' but a party pooper, and this is my crime, You better watch my dancing steps, or I'll be on your toes, I'll accidently trip you, and cause an early demise, They told me to just beat it, beat it, everyone wanted me to beat it, I just ran into you tonight, It must have been because of the punch, I could run away at 55mph, Somebody spiked my whiskey sour, Someone said, run, RUN!, So I thought I should run, I need someone to help me to get home tonight, I'm in a drunken stuper and I can't see right, someone help me get home, be my seeing eye dog. |
