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| Life Is.... by � pinky_lefty_revolutionary Tired is.... wild-eyed and screaming, falling over every time you turn around. Drunk is.... all the above, with puke stains on your shoes and no friends. Happy is.... writhing on the floor in agony, choking and coughing, all in the name of laughter. Sad is.... logging into all your favourite Yahoo groups and finding out that no one's there anymore :-( Funny is.... seeing someone do something stupid, look round to see if anyone saw them, decide no one did, and regain composure. Hilarious is.... gaining a nasty injury in an unusual way. Stupid is.... sleeping in the top bunk bed when you KNOW you have a habit of sleeping on the very edge of the matress. Sane is.... realising that rain falls, so you might as well stand out in it and get soaked. Insane is.... conversing in squeak noises with a nose-chewing budgie. Irritating is.... not knowing what to write next. Irrational is.... gaurding the pile of sandwiches you brought to a picnic, even though you WANT people to eat them. Irrelevant is.... the fact that you want people to eat the sandwiches, when you've already got your heart set on gaurding them. Illogical is.... being petrified of small eight-legged furry creatures that you KNOW aren't actually scary. Awkward is.... an aracniphobic, sitting in the back of their pastor's car, with a spider and his two small children, who are laughing gleefully. Petrified is.... when the two small children gleefully inform the aracniphobic that the spider has moved. Totally unamusing is.... when the pastor then tells the aracniphobic that it's one of the poisonous spiders he brought back from holidays and keeps in the car. Deirdre is.... that aracniphobic. |
