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| Womp Womp by � Jesse Who is Womp Womp? He lives in our attic. At night we can hear him walking around... thump... thump... thump. And when he gets outside at night, we can hear him walking up and down the streets... thump... thump... thump. He has looooooong fingernails that he scrapes the attic floor with every night to warn people not to go up there. And then when he�s outside at night and a bird flies by he jumps up with his looooooong toenails and scrapes the bird to death with his loooooong nails and eats it, feathers and all. He has a reeeeeallly hairy face. And he smells like rotten eggs. And one night Jacob asked �what is that smell?� and then I looked up at the attic door and saw green eyes starring at me!! Then I dropped my jaw! Then Womp Womp dropped HIS jaw and I saw big, hairy, humongous teeth!! And I ran down that ladder from the attic and slammed the door of the attic in Womp Womp�s face! And I told my Mom about it. She didn�t believe me! And at night he swims and when he sees a ship he slashes it with his claws and swims away! He can kill a 20 foot bear in one second. And one night Womp Womp was in the bathroom. And Jacob smelled his rotten egg breath. Jacob asked me, �What is that smell!?� And I answered �WOMP WOMP!!!� And I went in there and he had changed since the last time I saw him. He was green instead of orange. And he didn�t eat birds anymore, he ate RATS. I slammed the door in his face and he flew back up to the attic, where he will live forever. He will live there the rest of his life, like he will ever die. We called the police one day. I told the police about Womp Womp. They didn�t believe me either! I told them he lived in the attic. And then they still didn�t believe me. So I told them to go look. They went up into the attic and they never came back! We waited for hour and hours. And so we thought Womp Womp must have been hungry and brought him some dinner. Jacob brung a rat from his house, it was dead. And we put it on a plate, put an apple in it�s mouth and then we threw it up to Womp Womp. For heaven sakes, it didn�t smell like rotten eggs anymore! I wish we never gave the rat to him. Because it�s been dead for weeks! And NOW his breath smells like dead rat! We called the police again. And we told them again. They thought it was true because their police never came back! So THEY went into the attic, they brung protective headgear, then shot Womp Womp down. The End Jesse Monday, age 7 July 2, 2002 |
| Womp Womp's Brother by � Jacob Womp Womp�s brother lives in my roof. And I went up into the roof where the secret passageway is and I saw Womp Womp and Jesse went up with me and he screeeeeammmed! WOMP WOMP!!!! Moooommmmmyyyyy!!! And Womp Womp hit himself with a chair. And Womp Womp went in the secret passageway, through these tunnels, through the city and across the lake and across a little rock and he went under where Jesse was sitting and he screamed. And Womp Womp went down to the city and turned invisible and touched a woman and she jumped and turned and saw nothing and she screamed. And she jumped out of her window, grabbed a ladder and swung into her car and drove away. And Womp Womp stole her house, lifted it up and he got some salt he grabbed a car and covered it with salt a big giant van and dropped the van on the house and smooshed the house. Then Womp Womp went over to the city and jumped all the way to this guy and everyone said, �what�s that in the air?� �That�s a bird, that�s a plane, that�s a chicken!� And Womp Womp came flying down and they said, �it�s Womp Womp! and they ran. And then Womp Womp jumped over a house and ran away from the city and meeted up with his brother. The End. Jacob Marshall, age 5 1/2 July 1, 2002 |
