Official National Liar Disclaimer

Before I type any disclaimer, I just want to clear something up. AMENDMENT I Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances. Okay. That'll do. If that isn't enough, you should practice your Nazi salute, you fascist pig.