Where all the girls� skirts are well tight?
Where it�s spelt �ballet� and said �ballay�?
Where they don�t sleep on posh hay?
Now, usually you only get twelve guesses,
And �cos it�s weird, you get all of three presses.
So I�ll give you some help,
It�ll only take one more yelp.
If I give you some more clues,
Do you think you could get me some more booze?
Now, this place right,
Where all the skirts are like skin tight.
Some of �em can�t talk proper like,
They always have to get on their bike.
There are usually names for these types of hikees,
It�s usually a bunch of thick pikees.
And if you still aint got it, you should join their clan,
�cos you�ve already been put on a ban.
Now, when I said, �one more yelp,�
I lied, I think you need a lot more help.
There�s so much hate and suffering,
It�s not like no normal offering.
There are empty fridges, empty souls, and physical pain,
It�s mostly a game of who can stay sane.
They used to have this thing, right, called the cane,
But now they found this cure like, called COcain.
There are a million and one uses for a knife,
But this place, right, its reality so, WELCOME TO LIFE!
