| I Love You |
| Blood runs red, But turns blue, When there�s no O2, Similar with me and you, I need you in my life! I need you like I need food, Just like tat car and his dude! So, this is what I�m trying to say: Even if I don�t say it every day, Just know that I love you! You are the joys in my life, You are what keeps me going through the night. And if I could choose one thing to take to the afterlife, No, it wouldn�t be a knife, It would be your kiss, And poss� a pic�! If you�re saying �awww,� Then I guess you should meet my new car, But maybe not, �cos you�re special, You and you alone (on your own)! I hope you aint no clone, Not like Lauren (sorry)! One of you is enough to keep me happy, For all eternity! You are the light in my life, You�re there, acting as the angel you are, When I�m alone and sad, So I should thank your Mum and Dad (thanks)! The time is midnight, so I�m ready for a snack, But that�s all the way downstairs, Instead, I think I�ll get some sleep, And dream of when I�ll next eat, And of course when I�ll feel your gentle touch. So just remember, When it�s next September, That I don�t lie when I say this: �I�m hungry!� (Straight from the heart) Or �I love you!� (Straight from the stomach) I would just like to say �thank you, For always being there, Whenever, (wherever) �there� is! And I�m sure I can take some time, Out of my busy schedule of eating, Just to sit and listen to you whine!� �You will always have my shoulder to cry on, My stomach to fill, And my other stomach to sleep on, As long as I live!� I love you! |
| All I Want |
| No one really cares, Except of course those grizzly bears. They tell you what you want to hear, But never seem to offer you a beer. They�re always there for you, But it don�t help, there�s nothing you can do. Why live if you can�t feel alive? What�s the point in channel five? I don�t care any more, I prefer channel four. All I want is simple: I don�t want a nice car, Or my own free bar! No! Wait! Yes I do, But the point is, I don�t want my coke to lose its fizz. I would just like to say, You can give me anything and everything, And then take it away! But please don�t kill me inside, Please, just once, Be nice and give me back what i need! If you give her back, I won�t do it again, Just don�t torture me no more. I know I dress like tack, And cause you a lot of pain, Just show me her door. I feel so empty without her, I miss her coat with the fur, And her sweet, sweet smile, You can send me down the river Nile, But not even crocs� Will keep me from seeing my loved one! I will keep going, And not even a King, Will stop me from carrying on, Just to make sure she isn�t gone, To the ends of the world, To give her all my heart, along with a pearl! So, all I want is to see her sweet smile, To write another file, To feel her warm touch, And possibly sleep on her couch. |
| Sleep |
| You tell me to get some sleep, Or I�ll become real ill. I only collapse to a heap, And take another pill. You say I don�t get enough, But its not my fault, Life is just so tough, �Cos I can�t get hold of a Colt! Sleep is like a human charger, Entertaining you through the night, All very in your face and much larger, Than the local lot in a fight. You�re most relaxed here, Even more so than when I eat, Or go to the pub for a beer, And stack it �cos you miss the seat. What happens when I cannot? It�s usually because I start to think, Or I just get way too hot, And really despise the colour pink! Eventually I manage to drop off, And dream all night I do, But wake with a cough, Wishing I could see you! |