| 'Tis DENIABLE |
| �Tis deniable, �There�s no proof.� �Tis deniable, �I were�nt on no roof.� �Tis deniable, �There were no cameras.� �Tis deniable, �It just look like some jars.� �Tis deniable, �There aint nothing special on me.� �Tis deniable, �Now let me go, I need a pee!� �Tis deniable, �You can�t prove anything.� �Tis deniable, �Now let me go, I�m late for pong-ping!� �Tis deniable, �You have noting on me.� �Tis deniable, �Look out for that bee.� �Tis deniable, �So what if I pulled the trigger?� �Tis deniable, �So what if I tried to escape in that digger?� �Tis deniable, �I�ll do it again.� �Tis deniable, �Just don�t put me through no pain.� �Tis deniable, �Please don�t throw me in no pit, O.K. I admit, I did it!� |
| Tell Him |
| Don�t be down, It�s a long way up! Don�t look sad, You�ll look more like a pup! �Don�t worry, be happy,� Just like me, him and Chappy! Don�t ask why, Just get me some PIE! Don�t be a geek, Sort out tat bloody leak! Don�t suffer in silENCE, Tell him how you feel, about is fence! Don�t wait no longer, �This Monday? Yes sir!� Now there�s a good lass, Jus� pop off to Sunday mass! There�s no need in praying, it�s your destiny, Don�t ask questions, just follow my lead! Year by year, step by step, day by day, I�ve watched u suffer, with no pay! Just follow your heart, Just like Bart! Tell him how you feel, And you may get a good meal! Even if you do not, At least you�ve tried to undo your knot! You�ve noting to lose, Now get me some more booze! |
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| All in one night |
| You wake up and can�t breathe, And realise your nose is blocked, You suddenly start to teeth, And ask why your boat is docked! It�s ten to eleven, And you�re writing poetry, Meanwhile waiting for a lift to Heaven, While also singing hoetry doetry! You realise you�re going crazy, And this could turn really bad, The room turns hazy, And you�re already mad! |
| Then you�re outside in the cold, You start to feel ill, So you decide to hold, And take a huge pill! So you wonder up to bed, And decide to wake, Until you�re all fed, With loads of cake! As you lie in bed, you think what you�ve done, All in one night, You�ve had a whole loaf of fun, All in one light! |