Nicholaus Golding's nickname of Flick has many rumours. Some say that he used to flick his hair back. Some say it rhymed with Nick. I say he got it from his days in the porcupine armies. After qualifying in the Flameboy Council Flick has gone off to study at Cambridge University. He is studying how come dogs lick their own testicles. Nick is very clever and has an IQ is treple digits he has one girlfriend and two boyfriends. He also likes people to sign his e-mail address ([email protected]) up to gay porn. Flick you so crazy.
Gardener
Unlike his name suggests Tome Gardener is by no means a gardener. He's a tramp, who spends his days rummaging through garbage and pleaing with doctors to be killed. Tom's famous carpet jacket was once urinated on five times in the space of a minute, four times by dogs and once when Tom accidentally went in his pants.
Colleen
Colleen Palmer is currently dating Fanni Poonanni, who helps him get through his sad life. Colleen likes to stalk Flick and pretend he's clever. He also enjoys the weather and once imitated a chipmunk unsuccesfully.
Gibbard
Pete Gibbard became the greeting to say for two days. His spastic appearance and comedy voice made it impossible for him to remain unnoticed. Peter also enjoys the company of men and also enjoys funnily named fruit like kiwis.
Jimmy Boneham
Jimmy has never been able to live a normal life after his face was sadly squashed by the deadly Kangerooduck after eating his parents.
Peewee
Peewee Finding claims to have created the universe and is fighting a legal batlle with God. He will be struck down later today.
King of the dance, Pete knows more grooves and moves than ya mama boy! He is also a proud homosexual and Jason Donovan fan.
Hypnotise Dave
Dave's extraordinary optimism and hypnosis powers makes him extra loser-esque. He also has a scarily large head and shirts featuring pineapples.
Rolex Richard
Rolex is the smoothest, coolest guy I know. He always has all 3 jacket buttons done up and has a smile on his face that screams 'Go Away'. He works as an undercover chef and does not own a rolex.
Dangerous Earl
Dangerous Earl has just performed his latest stunt. he contracted testicular cancer and waited 6-8 months. By this time both balls were like watermelons, yet he survived. Earl also enjoys the crafts and dirty magazines about beards.
Can-do Sandhu
Can-do Sandhu has the right thoughts about everything. He can-do anything. From poetry to literature, dogs to sheep he can-do it. You know what else? He can save his money for the children.
Bill
Big & Fat.
Wasp Monthly Clive
Clive is a fast runner who was the first ever person to order 'Wasp Monthly' his sissy voice and constant grin makes him a hit with the wasps.
Jonny Nix Magic Tricks
Jonny Nix is mean with a deck of cards. He can make dogs dissapear and play badmington. He also wears the best jacket I ever seen.
The Hockey Tramp
Only seen on Wednesday afternoons, The Hockey Tramp realms the earth hunting for mud and dirt. He lives in a cabbage patch by the Cheeky Chip shop and he ain't got a care in the world.