The Elastic Band Man and the Sunshine Elephant are celebrating their tenth anniversary. That's longer than most marriages. He enjoys REM and recently infiltrated the ice cream business. Working as a sheriff, Trev helped convict Willy O'Howard as moider as the prosecution.
Skace & Charlie
The team of Wallbank and Steele have been able to personify testicles in ways we cannot understand. Let's just say that they are together forever, much like a pair of testicles. They are also friends with legendary musician/actor Robert Smitherhands and they are both fans of hats and electrical spheres.
Tony Stoney & Toria
A little boy once asked me, "If you argue will you get a divorce?" Or course not, and here's a prime example. These two people do enjoy the quick drink every now and again and other hobbies include breaking my heart, time and time again. Once, the two of them ran together at each other and metamorphisised into David Schwimmer.
Chez
This homosexual, porn-addicted, fan of hairy woman likes his women hairy. He has no fear of black psycho Bubba K and likes to try and make statements into jokes such as "What's the deal with traffic lights?". His real name is Marshall Mowbray Ferguson of Stratford and his hobbies are drama and being an undercover sausage.
Hazman
Willy O'Howard is the deputy to Trev, at least he was until he was convicted of moider by Trev, Judge Dirienzo and Bartender Bogahalanda. The Hazman is an allstar hooner who was born with no mouth but had an operation to insert one. He liked it so much he inplanted 4 more and has taught each mouth to speak a different language. He likes his German mouth. He also enjoys playing dot to dot with the stars.
Henry
Henry likes his football and his nipples and is very good at having black skin. Henry's brother is Lord of the Rings star Gimley (the short fat one with the axe) and he shares Henry's fascination for people with wigs. He hates Warwick School Cleaner and thief Peter Yurvic and happens to be globally sophisticated.
Andy Birkby
Andy is the Indian hippy who you just can't say yes to. His links between India and England have helped tie the feuds of racism and hate. He is a big fan of radiators and is only slightly hostage taker. Dont ask about frogs and caterpillars but ladies...he's still single.
