buncey



		THE GRIM REAPER vs ORDINARY CIVILIAN CHRIS "BUNCEY" BUNCE





	All ordinary civilian Chris 'Buncey' Bunce wanted to do was find new friends on chat. That is until the Grim Reaper, friend of Horsefish, located his soul. The conversation below is an actual web chat between Buncey, who, to all his knowledge has no idea who he was dealing with...LET THE GAMES BEGIN...

-------------------------------------- ICQ History Log For: 168154797 Buncey Started on Tue Nov 12 21:59:08 2002 -------------------------------------- Buncey 10/11/20 20:31 howdy Reaper 10/11/20 20:31 helloo Buncey 10/11/20 20:32 how are you? Reaper 10/11/20 20:33 fine Buncey 10/11/20 20:33 nice one Reaper 10/11/20 20:34 tis good Buncey 10/11/20 20:34 wicked Reaper 10/11/20 20:34 tis good as well Buncey 10/11/20 20:35 where are you from Reaper 10/11/20 20:35 england Reaper 10/11/20 20:35 you? Reaper 11/11/20 20:14 yo buncey Reaper 11/11/20 20:15 bouncey, you there? Reaper 11/11/20 20:16 are you mad at me buncey Reaper 11/11/20 20:17 come on let's talk Buncey 11/11/20 20:17 yo Reaper 11/11/20 20:17 good job buncey Reaper 11/11/20 20:17 u in new zealand? Buncey 11/11/20 20:18 sure am Reaper 11/11/20 20:18 what time it be? Buncey 11/11/20 20:23 it's 9:20 am What about your end Reaper 11/11/20 20:23 its 8 8:20pm Reaper 11/11/20 20:24 do you like toast? Buncey 11/11/20 20:25 yeah why Reaper 11/11/20 20:26 and snow? Buncey 11/11/20 20:26 yeah why Reaper 11/11/20 20:27 snow on toast? Reaper 11/11/20 20:28 answer the question buncey... Buncey 11/11/20 20:28 why Buncey 11/11/20 20:29 what question is that Reaper 11/11/20 20:29 i lurve snow on toast Reaper 11/11/20 20:29 i cant help it Reaper 11/11/20 20:29 do you love it too? Buncey 11/11/20 20:30 nope Reaper 11/11/20 20:30 have you seen www.geocities.com/nathandirienzo? Reaper 11/11/20 20:42 dont stop the talk buncey Reaper 11/11/20 20:46 its rude y'know Buncey 11/11/20 20:52 I am at work so am a little busy Reaper 11/11/20 20:53 where you work Buncey 11/11/20 20:53 university Reaper 11/11/20 20:54 teacher or student Buncey 11/11/20 20:54 neither, IT Reaper 11/11/20 20:54 that not a job Buncey 11/11/20 20:55 and it pays well, beat that Reaper 11/11/20 20:55 i won the jackpot last week on the national lottery Buncey 11/11/20 20:55 how much Reaper 11/11/20 20:56 �3,042,064 Buncey 11/11/20 20:56 can you prove it Reaper 11/11/20 20:56 can you prove you at university? Buncey 11/11/20 20:57 of course Reaper 11/11/20 20:57 go on... Buncey 11/11/20 20:57 asked you first Reaper 11/11/20 20:57 okay... Reaper 11/11/20 20:57 i won the lottery Reaper 11/11/20 20:57 now your turn Buncey 11/11/20 20:58 nice try Reaper 11/11/20 20:58 u not really at university Buncey 11/11/20 20:59 sure am Reaper 11/11/20 20:59 u liar Buncey 11/11/20 20:59 nopie Reaper 11/11/20 20:59 prove it Buncey 11/11/20 20:59 ok Reaper 11/11/20 20:59 ...(waiting)... Reaper 11/11/20 21:00 i see Reaper 11/11/20 21:00 somebody unemployed and just going online during daytime Reaper 11/11/20 21:01 i got good chat going on Buncey 11/11/20 21:02 whats your email address Reaper 11/11/20 21:03 nathandirienzo@hotmail.com Buncey 11/11/20 21:03 email on its way Reaper 11/11/20 21:04 i got it Reaper 11/11/20 21:04 this is just another buncey Buncey 11/11/20 21:06 no its not its me Reaper 11/11/20 21:06 prove it Reaper 11/11/20 21:07 see, you cant Reaper 11/11/20 21:07 liar Buncey 11/11/20 21:09 well I have made more of an effort than you Reaper 11/11/20 21:09 what do you mean? Buncey 11/11/20 21:09 you have made no attempt at proving your new found wealth Reaper 11/11/20 21:09 i am so rich i dont have to Buncey 11/11/20 21:10 liar Reaper 11/11/20 21:10 i am so rich i have my own website Buncey 11/11/20 21:11 url Reaper 11/11/20 21:11 you talking crazy talk...crazy man Buncey 11/11/20 21:12 how come your email address starts with Nathan but your details say your female Reaper 11/11/20 21:12 that be my brother Buncey 11/11/20 21:12 ohhh right, I see Reaper 11/11/20 21:14 buncey, are you getting paid to sit there and talk? Buncey 11/11/20 21:15 nope, I work for free Reaper 11/11/20 21:15 i thought you said money was good Buncey 11/11/20 21:16 never said that Reaper 11/11/20 21:16 buncey (8:54 PM) : neither, IT Reaper (8:54 PM) : that not a job buncey (8:55 PM) : and it pays well, beat that Reaper 11/11/20 21:16 "AND IT PAYS WELL" or does it? Buncey 11/11/20 21:17 funny shit, your clever Hey i gotta go, got things to do. Take it easy Reaper 11/11/20 21:18 i control you buncey Buncey 11/11/20 21:19 huh, that makes me laugh. Power tripper. Reaper 11/11/20 21:19 buncey, if you go away i forsee your death Buncey 11/11/20 21:20 we all die at some stage Reaper 11/11/20 21:20 not in the next 10 minutes Reaper 11/11/20 21:20 like my father said yesterday Buncey 11/11/20 21:20 well if I die I will die a happy man Reaper 11/11/20 21:20 so i killed him Buncey 11/11/20 21:21 so you think you control me and yet you can't control your own mind Reaper 11/11/20 21:21 how d'ya like that? Buncey 11/11/20 21:21 how unfortunate Reaper 11/11/20 21:21 he buried in my cellar Buncey 11/11/20 21:21 unaffected Reaper 11/11/20 21:21 i can still hear his screams Reaper 11/11/20 21:22 do you think i should tell the police? Buncey 11/11/20 21:22 really Buncey 11/11/20 21:22 what that you can hear the screams of a dead man Reaper 11/11/20 21:23 its my mind playing tricks on me Reaper 11/11/20 21:24 i concentrate so hard on other peoples so hard i forget mine Reaper 11/11/20 21:25 understandable Buncey 11/11/20 21:25 not really Reaper 11/11/20 21:25 why? have you killed your father? Buncey 11/11/20 21:25 anyway I gotta go, hope you have enjoyed yourself....... Reaper 11/11/20 21:26 have you? Reaper 11/11/20 21:39 look whos back Reaper 11/11/20 21:39 BUNCEY!!! Reaper 11/11/20 21:41 come on Reaper 11/11/20 21:42 buncey, if it makes you feel better i still dont believe you work in a university Reaper 11/11/20 21:44 come and talk like a man buncey Reaper 11/11/20 21:47 yeah! buncey's back Reaper 11/11/20 21:49 someone's hard at work Buncey 11/11/20 21:54 oh dear your still trying your best Reaper 11/11/20 21:55 souls are lost bouncey Buncey 11/11/20 21:55 and found Reaper 11/11/20 21:55 good point, what you working on bouncey Buncey 11/11/20 21:56 hey got work to do, bug off for a while Reaper 11/11/20 21:56 oh, bouncey you kidder Reaper 11/11/20 21:56 what u workin on? Buncey 11/11/20 21:56 bugger off Reaper 11/11/20 21:57 u crack me up, u ITin'? Reaper 11/11/20 21:57 try the red wire Reaper 11/11/20 21:58 or is it the blue? Reaper 11/11/20 21:58 i can never remember Buncey 11/11/20 21:58 you make no sense and must have way too much time on your hands Reaper 11/11/20 21:59 oh well gotta go...buy bouncey Buncey 11/11/20 21:59 what time is it there Reaper 11/11/20 21:59 10pm Buncey 11/11/20 21:59 where are you Reaper 11/11/20 21:59 england Buncey 11/11/20 22:00 i know that where abouts Reaper 11/11/20 22:00 middle of england, leamington spa Reaper 11/11/20 22:00 i gotta go bouncey Buncey 11/11/20 22:00 i have been there Reaper 11/11/20 22:00 really? Reaper 11/11/20 22:00 maybe i know you Reaper 11/11/20 22:01 are you THE chris bunce? Reaper 11/11/20 22:01 ill speak to you tomorrow about it bouncey castle. Reaper 12/11/20 20:58 guess who... Reaper 12/11/20 20:58 bouncey, you there? Reaper 12/11/20 21:02 im doing all the talkin' here bouncey, just cause you couldn't prove that u actually have a job Reaper 12/11/20 21:05 im not goin' anywhere bouncy until u talk. Reaper 12/11/20 21:07 BOUNCEY, YOU CAN EITHER SULK LIKE A BABY OR TALK LIKE A SEVEN YEAR OLD...YOUR CHOICE Reaper 12/11/20 21:07 IN LOVE Buncey 12/11/20 21:24 i think you should send of yourself Reaper 12/11/20 21:24 what you talking about, bouncey Buncey 12/11/20 21:24 woops meant to say: I think you should send a photo of yourself Reaper 12/11/20 21:25 nah, i too ugly Buncey 12/11/20 21:25 thats going to get you a long way Reaper 12/11/20 21:25 i saw your photo too on that website, you ain't no prize cabbage. Reaper 12/11/20 21:26 your silence speaks louder than words bouncey Buncey 12/11/20 21:26 I am really, its just a bad photo Reaper 12/11/20 21:27 nah, i bet you even uglier in person Buncey 12/11/20 21:27 your quite funny you know..... Reaper 12/11/20 21:27 you even funnier, you bouncy castle, you Buncey 12/11/20 21:28 hey what the hell made you make contact in the first place Reaper 12/11/20 21:28 is it true that new zealand's capital is wellington? Reaper 12/11/20 21:30 you're not the best at geography im gathering Buncey 12/11/20 21:30 sure is Reaper 12/11/20 21:30 too slow, bouncey Buncey 12/11/20 21:30 answer my question Reaper 12/11/20 21:30 t-bone told me you the man to query Reaper 12/11/20 21:31 but i think he made a typing mistake Buncey 12/11/20 21:31 who Reaper 12/11/20 21:31 T-Bone...when you write, Bouncey, you can just re-read and not ask for questions to be repeated Reaper 12/11/20 21:31 its quite clever y'know Buncey 12/11/20 21:32 who is t-bone I meant Reaper 12/11/20 21:33 i dont know. all i know is t-bone said 'Bouncey's a hoot and a query.' Reaper 12/11/20 21:33 possibly another typing error Buncey 12/11/20 21:33 I C. So your not going to send me a photo? Reaper 12/11/20 21:34 why bother...im too ugly Buncey 12/11/20 21:34 maybe I should be the judge of that Reaper 12/11/20 21:34 that's what my father told me...so i killed him Reaper 12/11/20 21:34 and i never looked back Buncey 12/11/20 21:34 why do you make up such lies Reaper 12/11/20 21:35 its the truth Buncey 12/11/20 21:35 proove it Reaper 12/11/20 21:35 if i do then you'll tell the police...mother always said that strangers always call the police Reaper 12/11/20 21:35 so i killed her Buncey 12/11/20 21:36 I am in NZ how could I call the police Reaper 12/11/20 21:36 u have no police in new zealand? Buncey 12/11/20 21:36 do you not think you need help Reaper 12/11/20 21:36 wow, maybe i could kill all sorts of people there Reaper 12/11/20 21:36 are there any kangerooducks? Reaper 12/11/20 21:37 i hate them so much. Buncey 12/11/20 21:37 you don't know much about the world do you Reaper 12/11/20 21:38 i know there's me, you and my father's remains in the cellar. and something about a sun. anything else i need to know? Buncey 12/11/20 21:39 you talk a lot, words speak a thousand words Reaper 12/11/20 21:39 only if you speak a thousand words, bouncey Reaper 12/11/20 21:39 its not rocket science Reaper 12/11/20 21:39 although IT is Reaper 12/11/20 21:41 its all gone quiet over there Buncey 12/11/20 21:41 well I think you like to make up stories Buncey 12/11/20 21:41 yeah busy Reaper 12/11/20 21:41 i dont make them up. Reaper 12/11/20 21:41 do you want to come over and prod my father's corpse? Buncey 12/11/20 21:41 until you have proof I will take your words as lies Reaper 12/11/20 21:42 okay..ill prove it Buncey 12/11/20 21:42 yeah spend a couple of grand to prod a corpse thats rational Reaper 12/11/20 21:42 but may god have mercy on us all Buncey 12/11/20 21:42 ok Reaper 12/11/20 21:42 okay... Reaper 12/11/20 21:42 LOCAL BOY KILLS HIS FATHER (BUT NOBODY KNOWS) Reaper 12/11/20 21:42 an article from the newspaper Buncey 12/11/20 21:43 that was a weak attempt, so your a boy now not a girl Reaper 12/11/20 21:43 i can be both Buncey 12/11/20 21:43 that was a weak attempt at proving it Reaper 12/11/20 21:44 LOCAL GIRL OF SAME NAME ALSO KILLS HER FATHER (BUT WE STILL DONT KNOW) Reaper 12/11/20 21:44 i think thats 2-0 to the Reaper Buncey 12/11/20 21:44 I think that is 2-0 to reaper in the looser stakes Reaper 12/11/20 21:44 okay u winning Buncey 12/11/20 21:45 always Reaper 12/11/20 21:45 (in the loser category) Reaper 12/11/20 21:45 3-0 Buncey 12/11/20 21:45 childish games Reaper 12/11/20 21:45 and still no horsefish Reaper 12/11/20 21:45 are you a child, if so nice beard laddy Reaper 12/11/20 21:46 silent but violent, hey bouncy? Buncey 12/11/20 21:47 OK. I am going to ask you one more time to prove who you are and what you say about your parents If you don't back them up I will send you to my ignore list Reaper 12/11/20 21:47 go on...do your worst Buncey 12/11/20 21:48 ok...nice talking to you Reaper 12/11/20 21:48 helloo, im reaper's dad Reaper 12/11/20 21:48 im dead Buncey 12/11/20 21:48 bye Reaper 12/11/20 21:48 wait, up Buncey 12/11/20 21:48 nope you blew it Reaper 12/11/20 21:48 obviously not a zombie fan Reaper 12/11/20 21:50 you got some issues to resolve bouncy Buncey 12/11/20 21:51 your right, but not entirely. I only have one issue. Reaper 12/11/20 21:51 what's that IN LOVE Reaper 12/11/20 21:52 i love u Buncey 12/11/20 21:52 nope, that I wasted all my time chatting to a liar Reaper 12/11/20 21:52 i not a liar...for example, you have a very good life Buncey 12/11/20 21:53 what would you know Reaper 12/11/20 21:53 i know you called bouncy and you get paid well for talking on the internet Buncey 12/11/20 21:55 ok bye bye Reaper 12/11/20 21:55 i also know that, with a beard that good, i might just be talking to the best bouncey on the planet Reaper 12/11/20 21:56 you dont have to leave Reaper 12/11/20 21:56 u hurt me Buncey 12/11/20 21:57 oh well your used to being hurt Reaper 12/11/20 21:57 okay bouncey im gonna go now, just promise me you can live forever Buncey 12/11/20 21:57 i don't make promises Reaper 12/11/20 21:57 okay. then. i wont either Reaper 12/11/20 21:58 if u think u can stop me by blocking me think again. i can register time and time again and again Reaper 12/11/20 21:58 im unstoppable Buncey 12/11/20 21:58 ok try see you later Reaper 12/11/20 21:58 no, ill see you later

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