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Question : are you gay chez? coz i heard rumors and all
               from Thalia Ferguson


Just cause I like hair does not make me gay, next question please...
Question : Why are elephants so tall?
                from Tom Wallbank


A giant would see an elephant as small. You are looking at this question from the wrong perspective.
Question : What's up with traffic lights?
                from Henners


I don't know, they're like everywhere jus' slowing down traffic. Man I wish for hairy Shaun.
Question : Wot flavour are titties biscuits?
                from tREv


Hmm..they vary on a fortnightly basis. I think they are currently bubblegum flavour.
Question : Why is your face missing? And why do you not have the common decency to go away                   and give people privacy when they are trying to roam around your home?
                from J Stone


Listen pal. My face is simply deformed not missing and i have it on reliable form that it was you Jonathan Stone placing pornography in my house so that's why i dont give u no privacy.
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