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| On the tenth day of February, 1997, unto this Earth was born the little Mango. The world has never been the same.... Mango is an English Bulldog, which gives her lots of endearing traits common to that breed. Things like snoring louder than any human could ever dream, eating until every molecule of food is gone, no matter how much you give her, having a winning smile albeit via a serious underbite, and generally being about the sweetest dog anyone could hope to know. |
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| Mango's Likes: *Food *Sleeping *Eating *CATS! *Riding in the car *Meat *Cheese *Pasta *Salad and vegetables *Humping the occasional leg *Wrestling with Link or other sutiable person *Snack time *Cows *Gravy *Having her butt scratched |
| Mango's Dislikes: *Being left alone for even 3 seconds *Not having her butt scratched *Thunderstorms *Being woken up unless it is to be fed or petted *Not having an on-demand, eternal food supply on hand at all times *Not being petted after she has pawed your leg repeatedly |
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| Mango's Special Talents: *Eating for unbelievable periods of time witout stopping to take even a single breath *Falling instantly asleep the moment a vehicle she is riding in begins to move *Has a won-loss record of 867-2 vs. Link when they are fighting over a sock or stick they have in their mouths (its the fangs!) *Instead of teaching her to shake hands like every other dog in the world, I taught her instead to give a high-5 on command, which she always performs flawlessly |
| Mango's Nicknames: All of our dogs have acquired multiple nicknames over time, many of which are very fitting. There were so many, I decided it would be a good idea to keep a running tab of them here. *The Round Hound *Mangus *Fangus *Fungus *Fatishious *The Little Fudundus *The Little Fat Dog *Fleetus *Badingo |
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