Congrats my peers, our generation as we enjoy pre-marital sex more and more, with that we tend to have more oral sex, makes sense to me HOORAY FOR 69ing, WOO HOO.
Interseting fact, male babies in the womb can get erections and female babies can have vaginal lubrication. So, tell me this, when our parents get us together as kids, why don't they just let us have sex? I mean, no one is going to get pregnant, so shit. Kind of sick to think about though.
Next time your grandparents, or even your parents give you shit about having sex before marriage this is what you say. To Grandparents: Listen up, some of us aren't morons like you and don't get married at the age of like 12, we get married at the age of 25-27 on average when we have solid jobs and know we won't put ourselvse into poverty, also we use condoms and teh pill, which means we won't have like 28 kids and mess up social secuirty for everyone else.
For Parents: Something along the same lines, just say like get married at like 19 or 20, and make a comment about being hippies and they have no place to talk, dirty hippies.
Amazing fact: Some women can actually get off purely as a result of nipple stimulation, I mean shit. Who said titty fucking didn't give the women an pleasure?
Fact: women do tend ot be attracted to men with money as opposed to those of us taht are poor smucks who have nothing but 15 inches of amazement and pure pleasure to give.
First I will begin with sexual positions. The best in my opinion is the girl on top. This allows the girl to control her stimulation and the guy can hold his orgasim better.
Another position is the side by side, this is good if you are obese or are pregnant.
A common one for most people is the missionary. While this is the most used, I think you should take into mind that this position is best for having kids, so, you mighty want to stay away from this one.
Also, I want to address those of you with your "pulling out before you cum" nonsense. Men release a fluid as my mom calls it "Starter Fluid" (Don't ask why I know that is what my mom calls it, it is kind of a long story), anyways, this fluid wether a guy like it or not comse out during sex and has active sperm in it. While some guys do release more than others, the chance of pregnancy is always there, so why don't just put the boy scout in the sleeping bag and then you are good to go.
An interesting fact about STD's is the fact that every 8 seconds a teen gets an STD. Also, here in our country o' America, 25% of all Americans between the ages of 15 to 55 will get an STD. So, those of you with an STD, stop sharing that shit with other people, that's not cool and no matter how hot you are, I don't want to walk away with a burning discharge coming out of my uretha, just does not sound cool.
Also, great news break, ISU is not as STD infested as one once thought, at the worst the ratio is probably only like one out of every twenty students have an STD, this is much better than the 1 in 3 once thought.
Also, good news to those people who feel bad about having sex before marriage, about 75% of all americans have premarital sex, so, shit, don't feel guilty, you are just following teh majority.
Another interesting fact, all women are capable of having multiple orgasims. The reason why not many ever achieve this is because very few men are capable of doing this in regular sex and are unwilling to do this my means of oral sex or as I like to call it "digital" sex which is fingering. Guys on the other hand are very unlikely be capable of multiple orgasims because guys have to go through a thing called the refractory perioud which occurs after they cum, so ladies, have a little patience and your guy willl be ready to go momentarily. Well, for the most part, some men can take up to 24 hours to fully recover, but the average is about 5 to 20 minutes.
Nothing of great interest is coming to mind, but feel free to IM and ask me if you have a question, if I don't know the answer which is very likely, I will be sure to just give the most ridiculous answer I can think of.