Comments:
I do not know elvish. There are web sites about that have elvish phrases and whatnot in them. Hence, I discovered what "They're all going to die!" translates into (the spelling was what I wanted, actually; Legolas was quitearticulate in the scene).
I am not an expert on anything. I have read the books a few times and could probably answer some questions on them, give a detailed summary, but that's all. (aside from giving my opinion on about everything)
My sister's friend likes Legolas, but not Orlando. Has a thing for blonde hair, I suppose.
This site is not dedicated to one character. If there are more pics of certain people it is because they are 1) funnier 2)have more screentime 3)availability of pictures
Disclaimers:
I do not own any of the characters, places, things, movies, ect. mentioned. I am not trying to claim them. I will invent my own lovable characters, and in my books they will do great and powerful things, and be rhythmicly slaughtered in turn. (comment:) NONE of them will magicaly come back to life.
Questions:
What about the Hobbit?
Someone will make it. The market's huge. People at work are mainly concerned with the casting of Bilbo, and Thranduil (for obvious reasons). I hope whoever does it will have the sense to fit it into the context created by LOTR films.
Do you subscribe to the Fan Club Magazine?
Yes, I'm nerdy like that.
Will you scan pictures from it and post them?
NO. Plagerism is evil. Buy your own copy. I missed the first YEAR of issues, and I'm not whining.
What is "Lord of the Rings?"
A Book that requires some reading level above 5th grade to fully comprehend.
A Movie. That requires a more than a 'they better not mess up the book' outlook. For you who resent Arwen and all that, it's in the damn appendix. Quit whining.
What is an "Angry Elf?"
A supernatural, immortal being whose temper has been tried one to many times. Do not make elves angry. They'll go off on a tantrum about "that incident last century" and you'll never hear the end of it. Go to Angry Elf Gallery for more details.
Who made this site?
Obviously, someone who was a little too bored at college and passed the time counting down until The Two Towers and watching FOTR. And in turn watching TTT while counting down from Dec 18, 2002 for ROTK.
Really. You can call me Melba. I am short and have gold-blonde hair (matched it to a dye at walmart) that does happen to be real. I have takes some surveys around the net, and they're on the Sruvey page. (or will be)
Why are you making fun of LOTR?
It's funny! Weed and orcs! Hee hee! Take this Tolkein Quote: "Alas that it is winter!" har, what a scream! "Where'd you get the weed?" Gimli asks. It's Saruman's Weed! "I would not lead a ring within a 100 leagues of your city!" But the ring gets within 100 leagues ANYWAY!!! Har har har!
Do you think LOTR is funny? I'm offended because you're making fun of a serious movie.
Well, don't be. I appriciate it, but after viewing it 30+ times, you see things in the background and stuff. Did you know Legolas never sits down? And in Moria, Frodo's yelling sounds like some orc just axed him?
I have a funny pic.
Give it to me and I will put it up. Email it.
I have a question about your sanity.
Me too.
Aragorn's not dirty!
Obviously, you've not seen the movies.
I think Legolas is hot.
So do billions of other people. Good luck. Be a little realistic. Buy a Gimli poster instead.
I think Eowyn is way hotter than Arwen. I want more pictures of women!
Well, if women only played a more prominant role in the movie, there'd be more pictures of them. Chill until Return of the King.
(when appropriate) Why is the banner of Legolas? Aragorn and Elrond are so much cooler than him.
Aragorn is not an elf. Legolas appeals directly to a large amount of my audiance. Elrond doesn't make as funny expressions(except "ugh"). I do plan to switch up. I should just call it "ANGRY" and put various angry faces up there. Faramir and Aragorn come to mind. Or, I'll change it to:
The Tom Bombadil Zone!
and put all types of songs and happy things up! "Oh no! The Old Forest! Save us, Tom Bombadil, save us!"
What's with the eyes?
Just another way to amuse myself and visitors, or possibly annoythem. That's why the eyes aren't on EVERY page.
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