Book 8-The Book Thieves
Author: Cari
& Al
Written: October 2007
Summary: Someone’s stealing
books, and Dylan returns to Nate’s.
Copyright: It’s ours.
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“Steve’s a little depressed
today,” Shane told Tracy and Amber as they took off their coats and purses. “So
go easy on him.”
Shane reached for his
Seahawks cap and placed it firmly on his head. He titled his head back to look
at her from underneath the big bill. “In case you haven’t heard, Raquel got her
job back.”
“Yeah, she told me
yesterday. Is there something wrong with
that?”
“You know the answer to
that.”
“OK then. Anything I should know?”
“David had to leave early
for a dentist appointment, so you have Raquel until 4:30,
and Steve until 6. There are a few books
that need to be shelved, but other than that, just basic upkeep and customer
service, and
“Oh?”
“Yeah.”
“I’ll be shelving.” Amber
dropped her lanyard over her head and went out onto the floor.
“What’s up?”
“We got our shrink numbers
back from inventory last month, and they’re not good.”
“Someone finds it worth
their time. We have to find out who’s doing this and stop them.”
“How?”
Shane picked up the manager
communication log. “Here are Nate’s ideas.”
1.
All employees must submit to a bag check by the manager on duty before
leaving the store even if they employee does not have a bag.
2.
Any items brought by employees into the store that can be purchased at
the store must be declared to the manager on duty as they enter.
3.
Employee purchases must be rung up by the manager on duty and receipt
must be kept with the purchases while in the store.
4.
There must be a greeter on the sales floor during business hours
greeting every customer shopping in the store.
5.
Employees are no longer permitted to have unpaid merchandise in the back
room.
6.
Restrooms are to be monitored and checked several times an hour for
possibility of customer theft.
Failure to follow these new guidelines can result
in disciplinary action.
“He thinks it’s someone
working here?”
“We don’t know who it is.
This is not because we suspect the employees, but because we want to remove our
employees from suspicion.”
“Are those the exact words
Nate used?”
“Yeah.”
“Who are you suspicious of?”
Shane glanced around to make
sure no one else had come in the back room. “I don’t know, exactly, but if the
numbers don’t go down, Nate’s thinking about putting in cameras.”
“I hate this job.”
“What?”
“Nothing. So, who do we have as our greeter?”
“Whoever
you decide. Steve’s been doing it
most of the day.” Shane shrugged into his coat. “These rules better be
followed. Nate, Betty, and I are serious about this.”
“Got it. Should I give you a bag check?”
“I don’t have anything.”
“Then you do the hokey pokey
and you turn yourself around.”
“Good bye,
“That’s what it’s all
about!”
“What was that all about?”
Amber asked.
“Tell ya
later. You wanna shelve or work at the registers?”
“I’ll work registers. Give Raquel a break.”
Amber headed for the front
desk and ran into Steve, who blushed and lowered his head in embarrassment. “Uh…hi Amber.”
“Hey,” Amber replied weakly.
She had recently used her ‘charms’ on Steve to recover a notebook that held
evidence that would get Raquel fired, and now she was remembering what she had
done. “So…I’m gonna go work the registers.”
“Uh, sure…Oh, by the way,
have you seen my notebook?”
Amber looked blank. “What
notebook?”
“You know…” A customer
walked by and Steve lowered his voice. “Remember? The one that I write in at
work?”
“Oh yeah. Nope, haven’t
seen it.”
“Oh. OK.” He shuffled his feet a little, avoiding
eye contact. Amber left him and went to
the registers.
“What’s wrong with Steve?”
Raquel looked up from her OK magazine. “You mean besides the fact
that he’s an idiot?”
“Well…yeah.”
“Beats the
hell out of me. Maybe he’s trying to gather the courage to
come out of the closet.”
Amber laughed despite
herself and noticed a bottle of clear liquid sitting on the counter. “What’s
this?”
“Glass cleaner, I
think. Nicole brought it in this
morning.”
“What happened to the
Windex?”
Raquel looked blank. “From what Shane said, we failed to meet plan
last month, so they’re cutting back on stuff.” She flipped the page and
grimaced. “Now that’s a horrible dress.”
“I’ll never understand why
you read that stuff.”
“Cheap
entertainment.” She flipped
another page. “So I heard about your little encounter with Steve.”
Amber’s mouth dropped open.
“What?”
“About Steve…You know…the
other day…” Her voice trailed off and she noticed
“I didn’t tell anyone. But if you want me to-“
“No!” Amber whirled to look
at Raquel, who smirked. “How did you know?”
“My little
secret.”
“I know. They suck,” Raquel
said.
“What kind of changes?”
Amber asked.
“We need a store greeter all
the time,”
“Oh, that explains Steve.”
“What about Steve?”
“Watch.”
The three girls turned to
the self help section, where Steve approached a male customer flipping through
a red book.
“Hello. How are you today?”
he greeted the poor man.
“Fine,” the man said.
Steve clasped his hands.
“Good, good, good. And how can I help you on this fine day?”
“I’m just looking, thanks.”
The man smiled weakly, and gave Steve the cold shoulder.
“Well, we have lots of
places to look. What do you want to look at?”
“If you must know, my wife’s
brother died. I’m looking for a book on grieving to give to her.”
Steve didn’t miss a beat.
“Oh, that’s so sad. Was it tragic and unexpected?”
The man fidgeted
uncomfortably. “Yes, yes it was.”
“Oh, that’s too bad. It just
goes to show that no matter how bad things are, they
can always get worse.”
“Um…yeah…I’ll just look
around.”
“We have a great death and
dying section over here. May I recommend When
Bad Things Happen to Good People?”
“I think I can find a book
myself, thanks.”
“Ok, let me know if there’s
anything else I can help you with.” Steve patted the customer on the back as he
left.
“Wow!”
“He’s been like that all
day.” Raquel shrugged. “I find it rather amusing.”
The man Steve was just
helping turned and briskly left the store when Steve turned his back.
“This is why we’re not
making sales plan,” Amber said. “We’re being deprived of Windex because Steve
is an idiot.”
“Should I talk to him?”
“Nah,” Raquel said. “We’ve
got a greeter. We’re following the rules. If Nate saw that, he’d name Steve employee
of the month for the second month in a row.”
“Grr…”
Steve approached the desk
and gave them all his best smile, but shied away from looking at Amber. “Hey,
where’d that nice gentleman go? I
thought of another book for his sister-
you know, the one who lost her brother. But I can’t find him.”
“He ran away,” Raquel told
him.
Steve’s face fell. “Poor guy. Grief must
have been too much for him.”
The bell over the front
doors caused them to look up. Two
teenage girls entered the store and moved to the Graphic Novel section. Steve quickly stepped away from the counter.
“Hello! How are you today?”
The girls froze with the
deer in headlights look. “Um…good…” One of them answered slowly.
“Great! What can I help you find? And if we don’t have it, I can order it for
you. And I would love to look anything
up that you want me to and-”
“Steve!”
“Coming,” he answered. To
the girls he said, “I’m sorry to cut this short. I will come back to check on
you as soon as I can, or I will be walking around the store if you need me.
Have a nice day.”
The girls were relieved when
Steve left.
“What’s up?”
“Sure, I can shelve. I love to shelve. Thanks,
“It’s like Betty on speed,”
Raquel said.
The next ten minutes or so
passed smoothly-the store remained quiet as Steve shelved and
“What?”
Steve pointed in the
direction of the Graphic Novel section. “That guy is in here again!”
“What guy?”
Steve danced back and forth
from foot to foot. “You know…that guy!”
“Steve, you’re not making
any sense.”
He shook his hands back in
forth at
“Who? Dylan?”
“Yeah, him. He’s here!”
“So?”
“So? SO!?” Steve cried,
his voice making a funny squeaky sound. “Betty kicked him out of the store-he’s not supposed to be coming in any more! Remember?”
Steve’s lower lip flapped
around as he tried to find the right words. “I-uh-that was-he can’t be in
here!”
At that moment, Amber rushed
over. “Is it my imagination, or is Dylan in here?”
“Following
you. Nate wants to make me a
manager like Shane.” He puffed up. “I
want to glean everything I can from you-like how to deal with these kinds of
situations.”
“Steve, you almost peed your
pants when you saw Dylan in here.”
“I did not!”
“Fine. But you are to watch only. Don’t talk, don’t try to
help, and don’t get in the way.”
“Hello,
“You’re not supposed to be in
here, Dylan. You’re banned from the store for attacking a customer.”
“That was all a
misunderstanding. I thought he was shoplifting.”
“I totally understand,”
Steve interjected. “I would have tackled him too. I hate shoplifters. I think
we should round them all up and—“
“Steve!”
“Sorry.”
“He wasn’t, and it’s not in
your authority to make those decisions.”
“I may not work here, but I
care just as much about this store as you do,” Dylan said.
“Then you wouldn’t have
tried to stop him.”
“What?”
“Nothing.”
“Where’s Amber?”
“Amber doesn’t want to see
you,” Steve said. “She’s in love with someone else.”
“Who?”
“Me. So you can’t have her.
Leave her alone.”
Dylan and Tracy exchanged
glances.
“She’s a hell of a
heartbreaker,”
“I’m going to ask her
myself.” Dylan turned on his heel.
“Dylan! No! You have to
leave the store or I’m calling the cops.”
“
“What? Huh?”
“Raquel wants to see you at
the registers.”
Dylan turned around at the
sound of Amber’s voice. “Amber, I’ve missed you,” Dylan cooed.
Even Steve stuck his tongue
out in disgust. “Amber, I can be a better sap than that.”
“She’s in love with me! This
can’t be happening. I have to go back--”
“Steve!”
“Sorry.”
“Back to
Amber.”
“Being short has its
advantages,” Raquel said. “While you were entertaining Darth Vader over there,
Amber snuck up on his little storm troopers undetected and noticed them shoving
manga books into their backpacks.”
Steve’s faced turned white.
“What do we do? Oh no! Why is this happening on my shift!”
“Your shift?”
“You can’t claim they’re
stealing until they try to leave the store without paying for them,” Raquel
pointed out. “The only thing you can do is customer service them to death and
hope that scares them enough that they put the books back.”
Tracy and Raquel looked to
Steve. He looked back and forth between the two of them then backed up and put
his hands up.
“Oh no. I’m not going over there. Those are real thieves!
They might be armed.”
“They read manga, they’re losers. They wouldn’t know what to do with a
gun if one dropped from the sky in front of them,” Raquel said.
“What would the Employee of
the Month do in this situation?”
Steve sighed. “Fine. But if I get killed, my parents will sue.”
“Give me the phone. I’m
going to call security on Dylan and maybe we’ll have more information on the
storm troopers by the time they get here.”
Raquel handed the phone to
Amber slipped back over to
the registers, looking like she was going to hurt someone.
“Hey
there. How’s the manga
freaks?”
Amber glared. “I have to get
out of here. Think
“Only if
you get me out of here, too. Though I’m sure she’d like another day off,
too.”
“Well, no, we don’t have
proof,”
“Tell them Dylan has the
power to control the elements,” Raquel suggested.
“I can’t lie to a cop.”
“He’s not a cop-he’s a
rent-a-cop, and besides, with all that manga the kid
reads, he probably does believe he has superpowers. All those freaks usually do.”
“What if they leave?” Amber
wanted to know.
“I guess we’re supposed to
find a way to keep them here.”
Both girls looked at Amber.
A moment later, the thought sunk in.
“Oh no! I’m not helping, forget it. If anything, I should be able to leave.”
“You’re closing.”
“And you could just as easily.”
“No! No, you can’t leave yet!” It was Steve,
hurrying to stand before the small group to prevent them from leaving. Dylan froze, and the three kids with him did
too.
“Why not?” He asked.
“Um…well…you can’t!” Steve
scrambled over his words, trying to come up with a plausible reason. “Um…until
you organize the manga section. You’ve messed it up.”
“Isn’t that your job?” One
of the girls wanted to know, giving Steve a dark look.
“Now
what?” Amber hissed to
“Want me to kick his ass?”
Raquel asked.
“I hardly think that will
help.”
“Maybe not, but I’ll feel
better.”
“Amber, go stop him!”
“He’s not the one with the
books!”
“But he’s the leader of the
group! Stop him, and you stop the ones
with the books.”
Amber did not look happy
about this. Still, she steeled herself and approached the group. “Hey Dylan.” She said. Dylan’s face lit up like a badly
carved jack-o-lantern.
“Amber! Have you come to say good-bye? Or to accept my invitation
to Sakura Con next year?”
Amber made a face. “You
never asked me to go to Sakura Con-“
“I’m asking now, aren’t I?”
“Dylan, we have to go.” One
of the girls shifted her bag awkwardly on her shoulder and glanced at the front
doors.
“Um-you
ca-Uck!”
Steve squeaked, but abruptly fell silent when
“You’re the manager!” He
gasped out when
“I am! I’m keeping you from
causing more trouble.”
“Who’s she?” Amber asked.
“A
friend-just a friend. She’s not
my girlfriend.” Dylan said quickly. “My heart will always belong to you.”
“Oh, give it a rest.” Amber
grumbled.
“This is grossing me
out. I feel lunch coming back up,”
Raquel muttered.
“Dylan…” One of the guys
whined and Dylan frowned.
“Well, my love, I’m afraid
we must finish this conversation at another time-we have a class to get to.”
Dylan pushed past Amber and his group headed for the front doors.
“Wait!” Steve surged
forward, tripped over his feet, and collided with Raquel. The two landed in a
heap behind the counter.
“Ew,
get off me!” Raquel swung her fist and punched Steve across the side of his
face. He howled and jumped to his feet.
The only thing
“Ow!”
It didn’t slow them down.
The group dashed for the door.
At that moment, the doors
opened and Collin and Denae stepped inside, holding hands and smiling at one
another.
“Collin! Denae!”
The two jumped aside when
they saw the stampede of crazed manga snatchers
charging toward them.
“Wait for me!” Dylan cried.
Amber stuck her foot out and
Dylan went down like a pile of bricks.
The rent-a-cops arrived.
Steve stood outside and pointed down the walkway toward Speedy Dry Cleaners.
“They went that way!” he shouted. The rent-a-cops hopped on their bicycles and
sped away.
“You were supposed to stop
them,”
“Yeah, you were supposed to
stop them, honey bunny!” Denae repeated.
“What was I supposed to do, poopsie?” Collin shrugged. “They were coming at me like a
train.”
“You’re supposed to be a
tough macho man.”
“I am, but not when attacked
by college students with rabies.”
“Over here.”
“Where?”
“Here!” A hand popped up in
the travel section.
“I’m suing,” he said. “Why’d
you trip me?”
“It was an accident.” Amber
batted her eyes. “Now get out here, you’re making me sick.”
*
It hung on the wall over the
water cooler, next to the fuzzy picture of Steve shoved against a police car.
Another silent testament to what she considered stupidity, but what management
considered noteworthy. This time Steve
was in front of the police car, shaking hands with the deputy.
“I’m in the wrong job,”
“Cheer up. It wasn’t that
bad.” Amber put her hand on
“Why! Why! Why!
“Stop it. You might knock
something loose.”
Joyce swung the back door
open. “What’s going on? What’s wrong with
“Steve got Employee of the
Month for the second time in a row for helping catch the manga
thieves.”
“But I thought
“Argh!”
“But I tripped Dylan,” Amber
said. “And he wasn’t even supposed to be in the store.”
“Yes, you did, but since I
was the manager on duty, I am responsible for you so it was all
my fault for being a crappy supervisor.”
“You should have gotten some
credit for the capture.” Joyce knelt down on the floor next to
“Yes, but Steve did the
right thing. He didn’t chase him. He got a good description and let the
authorities handle it. That’s how you’re really supposed to handle things.”
“Hey, at least you don’t
have Steve hitting on you.” Amber pulled
“That is so depressing,”
“Hey, guys!” Raquel pushed
open the back door. “Collin and Denae are having another fight. She’s giving
out free pastries to get him in trouble with the manager. Hurry! They’re going
fast!”
“Maybe that’s how I’ll get
my revenge,”
“Oh, stop it,” Joyce said.
She stood up and held her hands out to help
“Yeah.”