OK, dude. Dude. ...Dude. I woke up, right, and I picked up this huge bag of weed, man, I think it had some red stuff in it, dude, and I was like, dude, I hope that's not acid, man. Well, anyway, dude, me and my friend, I don't really remember his name, but he has shaggy hair and skateboards and...well I guess that doesn't help much. Well, we rolled it up and smoked about seven thousand blunts or so, I kinda lost track after a while. Then I was like, "Dude! Man! Let's go walk around!" because we were in the woods and it was gay.
So we were walking down the street, right, and dude! I saw this huge dragon! I swear, it wasn't just a tree or a rock or something. This was a real dragon. And the dragon was like, "Dude. I'm Puff, the magic dragon. Do you want...a blunt?" And I was like yeah man, I'll have a blunt. So me, that kid, and Puff smoked one and we were like...dude, life is good. Puff might have just been that LSD that was in the weed, but I swear he looked real.
Well then everything started getting CRAZY, I mean everything was spinning and it was so trippy. Except I started hearing the cops everywhere, man, I was freakin' out. So I just started running, man. I was like, "Dude. Kid that's with me. We need to get to the woods, quick!" It's like the woods are the stoner's secret Batcave or something. I dunno. Either way it was all trippy.
Well we got to the woods, it was some crazy shit though, this dog was chasing us and I was like, "Dude. The dog probably isn't real, dude." But then it bit me and I have this huge gash in my leg. But we still got back to the woods and then we went home and I was like, "Dude. I hope my mom doesn't look into my eyes." But she didn't because I can act like I'm not high when I'm blazed off my ass, dude. I'm good like that. Dude, I can't wait until we do this again, it is the most fun possible and it makes so much sense.