Our man Dubya won last night (or this morning). Even though I'm not strongly pro-Bush, I have nothing but contempt for the assholes that do nothing but cry about Bush (be it directly or indirectly). So a big Fuck You to:

1. MTV--You piece of shit excuse for a cable company. You and Viacom are a bunch of bastards using flat out lies to influence young environmentalist emo fuckheads to enhance your shitty cause. The draft will come back if Bush is elected? Directly stated by MTV. I hate you MTV. I always have, and I always will, and any respectability you had is now lost.

2. PETA--Self-explanatory. You didn't really have anything to do with this election, but you're all a bunch of literally insane motherfuckers. Burn in animal hell.

3. Michael Moore--You fat fuck. You're so damn liberal that it's disgusting. Your film is so ridiculously slanted that it's almost comical. I honestly would not care if you died. Read Time's (an unbiased source) article about your film. It points out all of your little exaggerations that not everyone was quick enough to pick up on.

4. Green Day--So the majority of America is a bunch of idiots, I'm guessing. This makes perfect sense coming from Green Day, who I'm sure is an absolute fountain of wisdom. It makes perfect sense that everyone who supports Bush in this country must be a redneck (and thus part of that "agenda"). Then again, I guess you really are part of the faggot side. By the way, I think your new CD sucks.

5. Dixie Chicks--You blow.

6. Europeans--Jealousy is a bitch, isn't it?

7. Osama bin Laden--I hope Cheney nukes your whole fucking religion if you touch our country again. Can't wait to see what your afterlife has in store for your ass.

8. Environment-types/Emo Pussies--You know who you are. You all had about seventeen Kerry pins on your tote bags, right next to the patch of "The Misfits" and "AFI." You blindly deem anything evil that doesn't agree with your weed-smoking, lazy, unmotivated asses. Liberal means nothing but "free" to you, and you're under the assumption that "free" means that you have the right to do nothing but cruise and smoke weed (a reality for most of you). You're the most embarrassing portion of our generation and it gives me almost orgasmic pleasure to know that you'll never have your way because you're just too fucking stupid.

9. MoveOn.org--Stop emailing me. How can we "move on" if we change? Wouldn't the best example of "moving on" be to continue as we are? Well, I guess your mission has been accompished in a sense. Dumbasses.

10. France (continuation of #6)--Hatred of France is universal, I believe. You guys lost all your credibility sometime around 1800, I believe. The last war the French won? The French Revolution...against themselves.

Now, liberals. Take a deep breath and realize that eventually, we're all going to have to get along somehow. Though I guess I'm not helping that!