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Most of us fondly remember our former long-term substitute teacher, Mr. Shane Kelly. For
those of you that don't, Shane Kelly was quite the character, as documented in
Shane Kelly Story #1. This
event was one of the more memorable moments of our time with Mr. Kelly. We had Math during fourth period, right after lunch. Jon Aronson bought one of those Little Debbies; a Honey Bun. He brought the Honey Bun up to math class and strategically planted it on Mr. Kelly's desk. While nobody was paying attention (or so he thought), Mr. Kelly eyed up the Honey Bun, picked it up, and slipped it into one of his desk drawers. We waited with bated breath. "Hey, what happened to my Honey Bun?" Jon asked as the class quieted down. He asked several classmates as to the whereabouts of his "lost" Tastycake. Nobody knew where its location was (except the few of us fortunate to know about the prank prior to its occuring). We pretended to search the room, until the fateful question was asked. "Mr. Kelly, do you know where my Honey Bun is?" He paused, looking clearly flustered.
"Well, I don't know, no...I haven't seen it..." And so we laughed at the predicament of a large man caught stealing food. |
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