Napoleon Dynamite
This movie is simply effed up. It is about a high school student with two friends, a pet llama, and an insane family. I think. The point is to entertain through everyday events in the nerdy high school kid's life. The movie has no plot. It makes little sense. It is truly fucked up.

The saving grace?

The characters are absolutely incredible. Every character has their stereotypes that you can apply to all your friends at school, and also your relatives. There's no point in trying to diagram this movie and point out its flaws and strengths. It's too fucked up for that.

After I left the theatre, I said that this was the worst movie ever. I rarely laughed throughout it. Then about two days later, I cracked up just thinking about some of Napoleon's lines. It dawned on me that I would see this movie again if the oppurtunity arose. It went from worst movie ever to repetitive, catchy cult-classic. Well, not really a cult-classic, but whatever. It sounded good when I was thinking about it.

Memorable lines (might be butchered):

"I don't even have any skills...no numchuck skills...no bowfighting skills...no computer hacking skills...how am I supposed to get a date?"

"It's a liger...duh! It's only my favorite animal!"

"I just gone done chatting with babes on the internet for three hours."

That's all that comes to mind right now. How disappointing, huh? It's not like you read the whole thing word for word anyway, bitches.

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