Temperance: Intimidating

Sport: Basketball, obviously

Accessory: Headband

Restaurant: Hong Kong Buffet

Music: Rap/Hip-Hop

Drink: Powerade

Problem: Too much hair; tends to bounce

Tolerance for Assholes: Low (stop patting the hair as if it doesn't exist)

Television: NBA Finals, with idol Ben Wallace

Movie: Braveheart

Transportation: Desegregated bus

Religion: Southern Baptist

Political Affiliation: Democratic, this is as black as I get

Video Game: NBA Street Vol. 2

Sports Team: Washington Redskins

Quote: "Man, where's the foul?"

Summary: No, I don't know how it's possible either. But I really can have an afro. It tends to make me blacker and increases basketball ability about 20% (naturally). Though it does get rather old when people keep touching it, as if hair is something they've never seen before.