Once upon a time there was a young boy named Nate. Nate was 13 years old and lived in newport, ky. While walking home from school one day, a blue Cow jumped out from behind a Tree and tackled Nate to the ground. But just when he was about to let out a scream for help, Nate realized that the blue Cow was only licking his face, not trying to bite it off. At that moment, Nate decided to keep the blue Cow as a pet. And on the way home he decided to name his pet blue Cow ''Sam.'' When Nate and his new pet finally got home, guess who was standing on the front porch? That's right, it was Nate's mother, Chris. And boy was she surprised to see a blue Cow following Nate into the yard! ''What in world is that?'' shouted Chris. ''It's a blue Cow,'' answered Nate. ''Dah, I can see that, Nate, but what on earth is it doing here?'' said Chris. ''It's my new pet!'' answered Nate. ''Oh you think so do you?'' remarked Chris. ''I wouldn't get your hopes up. You know how your father hates blue Cows. But, well, I suppose you can keep him until your father comes home.'' And with that Nate grabbed Sam by the scruff of the neck and led his new pet into the house--even though he knew his father was probably going to dissaprove. Once in the house, Nate and Sam played and played, that is until Nate's favorite television show, ''king of the hill,'' started. At that point Nate forgot all about Sam having an unsupervised run of the house. That is until half way through ''king of the hill,'' when Nate was brought back to reality when he heard his father shout, ''What the!! Nate! Get your Butt in the living room...NOW!!'' With that Nate rushed into the living room to see what all the fuss was about. When he entered the living room, there stood his father, Bruse, pointing toward the Lamp. ''Will someone please explain that?'' asked his father. Then, as Nate followed his father's finger to where it was pointing, he instantly knew what his father was so upset about. There, smack dab in the middle of the Lamp, was the biggest pile of Cow doo-doo he had ever seen! ''I don't EVEN want to know how that got there,'' said Bruse. ''But you had better get it cleaned up now! And you had better get rid of whatever it is that could have done such a thing!'' Well, knowing his father as well as he did, Nate knew there was no sense even asking his father if he could keep Sam for a pet. So without hesitation, Nate set out to find where Sam was hiding. After a few minutes of looking, Nate discovered Sam crouched beneath the table that Nate did his internet on. ''Come on, Sam, it's time to find you a new home. And hey, don't look at me that way, I'm not the one who did the dirty deed on the Lamp!'' scolded Nate. ''Thanks to you I'll never get to have my own pet Cow!! And with that Nate led Sam out of the house and down to the local gamestop. They had a pet section and Nate knew the owner would find Sam a good home. So after saying good-bye to Sam, and thanking the owner of gamestop, Nate walked backed home and attempted to dround his sorrows by slamming down a half dozen pops. But Nate's pitty party came to an abrupt end when his father reminded him about the mess he had neglected to clean up. And low and behold, midway through the clean-up, Nate suddenly became thankful that someone else was going to have to do it from now on. The End.