How do u CUT roads????? By LAUGHING..... Because "Haste Haste Cut jaye Raste" Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes a Welll. Luv falls into the well. Why???   Because Luv (love) is blind !!!!!   Now , Kush also jumps inside. Why?? Because Luv ke liye saala kush bhi karega !!!! Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai ?.. ??? socho....... nahi pata ..??   Answer- D'Cold......Chan ki saans - D'cold   Chalo ab batao Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya hai ? This is quite simple.. ..... Ans: D'Cold again.......Kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahuthi :-))   A beggar meets another beggar. A software engineer meets another software engineer. Both of them ask the same question to each other. What is the question ???   So, Which Platform are you Working on ???....   Question: What will u call a person who is leaving India??   Answer : Hindustan Lever (Leaver).   Question: What will u call a person who leaves India,but doesn't travel much??   Answer: Hindustan Lever Ltd (Limited).   Question: RAM SITA HAI ... TO RAM KAUN HAI ??   Answer: TAILOR   Question: SITA RAM HAI TO SITA KAUN HAI    Answer: Sita MEMORY hai   Question: Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha ?    Answer: Adidas.   Question: Prasad asks Kumble to bring a pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of pepsi but goes directly to  Tendulkar. why ?? why ??   Answer: Tendulkar is an opener    Question: What is similarity between "Satynarayan Pooja" and "Indian Cricket Team"    Answer: Dono ke ant me "Prasad" aataa hai    Question: Who is Joe?  "Kambakth ishq" - Because "Kambakth ishq hai Joe!"    And of course, the grand finale............The  Madrasi said, I want to see the movie 'heart is umbrella'. Which movie did he really want to see?    Dil Chhata Hai.......