WARNING! WARNING!
You are about to enter and strange and twisted world where reality can seem distorted and the laws of normality are often stretched to their limits. The creator of this site is not what many people would call 'of sound mind' and was more than likely in a very sleep deprived state when creating the site. No responsibility is taken by the creator for anything contained within, upon or related to this site due to the fact that the invisible elf that sits on her shoulder made her do it!
We strongly advise that no paperclips be in your general vicinity upon igniting the watermelon... purple!
Oh yeah, please try to avoid making eye contant at all times, do not tap on the glass or put your limbs over the safety railings. If bitten, do not induce vomitting, instead use sandpaper to scour off affected surface tissue and see a doctor if pain persists... conditions apply, see stores for details...
Prodeed with caution... That is all....