TOP TEN REASONS WHY JUSTIN AND BRITNEY SHOULD BE TOGETHER
10. Britney's future prono career will support both of them.
9. Their children will be in the Guinness book of Records for worst singing AND weirdest dialect.
8. He's the only one that understands what she's saying even though all the "like", "you know" and "umm"'s.
7. She's the only one that understands his Ebonics
6. She's the only one that doesn't find his Ebonics laughable
5. He's the only one that doesn't find her completely repelling
4. Nobody would miss Britney if Justin's afro came to life and ate her
3. Their egos far surpasses anyone else's
2. 10 years from now they will be the only ones listening to each other's records
1. So we can see what happens when inbreeding occurs.