TOP TEN REASONS WHY MARRYING JUSTIN IS A BAD IDEA

10. He'll spend all his money on baby blue stuff. Are you sure baby blue is your color?

9. Ebonics might be cute for a while, but you'll have to keep him away from the kids, cause you don't really want your 3-year-old talking like that too do you?

8. The kids will start wondering why daddy is always at uncle Chris'.

7. What if the kids suddenly decide to taste the bleach that's everywhere?

6. When he goes to Chris, and doesn't come home until the next morning every single time, you'll start suspect something...

5. That ego. Can you even put up with that?

4. How many girls have he had anyway? About every single one on this planet. Do you even know what kind of STDs he might have?

3. Don't you think it will be kind of bad for the children every time there's a woman over their daddy goes "I've had her"?

2. I don't think that you'd like to hear about "da Benz" every day, after all you DID get it back when he started crying hysterically over the fact that you sold it cause he loved it more than you.

1. Do you really wanna share your husband with Britney Spears? Especially thinking about how many guys Britney has done...