TOP TEN REASONS WHY MARRYING JOEY IS A BAD IDEA

10. The kid's father will be known as the unpopular one. Don't you think that will be traumatizing for them?

9. Do you really want your kids named after superheroes? (Batman isn't that great, unless you want your kid to be bullied of course...)

8. When Joey walk around in the Superman outfits and tries to fly, don't you think that the younger kids will start to wonder why he never takes off?

7. What will you tell your kids when they find Joey's porno?

6. Like father like son. Do you really want that??

5. Do you really want to embarrass your children that much? Think when Joey changes his name to Superman? What will your kids tell their friends??? What will you tell your friends????

4. Don't you think that it would be hard to explain to the kids why daddy's only home about once a month?

3. STDs. That's all I'm saying...

2. Would it really be so fun knowing that Joey can't support your family cause he's already supporting 18 other families, so you have to work anyway?

1. Come on, how long do you really think this marriage will last anyway?