TOP TEN REASONS WHY MARRYING J.C. IS A BAD IDEA

10. Imagine all the stories about "When I was on MMC..." you'll hear about.

9. Not only will you hear about "When I was on MMC", but also "When I was in 'NSync..." when they break up. You'll go insane and you know it.

8. Do you know how much therapy costs?

7. Do you really want your kids to be raised with stories about "Snow-white and the seven kids from MMC" and similar stories?

6. All those hair gel expenses...

5. Add the hair gel to the drugs, you'll be broke in no time.

4. Aren't you scared that your kids will want to try that powder that daddy's always doing? What if he offers them????

3. What are you going to do when both your husband and kids are in rehab?

2. That nose, it might be hereditary...

1. You might catch that "cold" he got.