TOP TEN REASONS WHY MARRYING CHRIS IS A BAD IDEA

10. Would you really want him around kids? I mean if his best friend is 10 years younger when he was 23-24... it can't be only me that's wondering.

9. Do you really think he can have kids? If a guy gets kneed in the balls hard enough he can't... and he might not have any balls either. They might have been removed when he was very young.

8. What if Busta gets company, and suddenly you have puppies? You know they'll have to have their own rooms too...

7. What if you get kids. They won't have a dad. Chris will be 90 before the kids turns 10.

6. Your kids will never be able to get haircuts, Chris might get a heart attack.

5. You know he'll buy the kids beer.

4. He'll probably treat Busta better than you.

3. How long can you put up with those bad jokes before you commit suicide?

2. Viagra is expensive.

1. Don't you think the kids will start to suspect someting when uncle Justin is over all the time?