TOP TEN REASONS WHY BRITNEY SPEARS SHOULD TOUR WITH 'NSYNC

10. The Backstreet Boys didn't want her with them, so she had to take the closest possible.

9. She wanted to be with her boyfriend Justin Timberlake, she didn't know that their affair wouldn't stay a secret if she did, cause she's a blond.

8. So Justin can get some every night.

7. So Britney can get some every night.

6. It was the only way her manager could get her of his back.

5. Cause she was just SOOOOOOOOOO talented that she had to come with the about to be BIGGEST boyband around (I'm being VERY sarcastic, if you didn't notice)

4. So the members of 'NSync will get to do another girl than Lance

3. So the members of 'NSync won't use their fans to get sex as much as they already do

2. To give the audience what they paid for; ear-damages.

1. There's no other band that EVER would let her come anywhere near them, and definitely not come on tour with them, if they had anything to say about it.