TOP TEN QUESTIONS TO ASK BRITNEY

10. Do you know that there's more colors than baby blue and pink?

9. How many abortions have you had?

8. How many kids do you got?

7. How many of those kids are Justin's?

6. How many of those kids are any member of 'NSync's?

5. How many of those kids do you even know which guy is the father?

4. Do you know what clothes are?

3. How many people did you have to sleep with to get that contract with Jive?

2. Do you even know how many guys you've done?

1. Why do you keep on lying about your boobs? We all know the truth!

And after you've asked her these questions, please kill her, for the sake of the world.