TOP TEN THINGS NICK CARTER SHOULD SAY

10. I should really stop acting dumb.

9. I have enough dogs.

8. I'm taking off my shirt now.

7. I love you more than my Nintendo (Now that's commitment!)

6. I know you guys love pop, but we do punk rock so f-cking good, please? Just ONE song for the new album. (I'd love to see them do a Offspring cover... But they're not touching Dirty Magic! That's sacret, no one, I repeat NO ONE is messing with Dirty Magic.)

5. Maybe I should think before I speak?

4. I'm never getting back together with Mandah again.

3. Norway is not a place in Sweden, it's a country next to Sweden. (I might not be great on geography either, but trust me on this one.)

2. Guys, shut up, it's my turn to talk now.

1. "'NSync and Britney Spears found brutaly murdered, police got no clues" Thank god, I never thought Nat and me would get away with it.