THINGS THAT POP UP IN MY HEAD
1. 'NSync is: Product, product, product.
2. 'NSync is also: Fake, fake, fake, fake and yet again, fake.
3. There's only one member in 'NSync that can sing.
4. 'NSync ALWAYS diss BSB, why oh why. They know that the BSB-fans will hate them...
5. Wonder if Justin hit Britney... I mean she's practically begging for it... 'Hit me baby, one more time...' Wonder if she even knows it herself...
6. Justin and Britney probably are cousins, they are just trying to cover it up.
7. What does Justin see in Britney?
8. What does Britney see in Justin?
9. Why do all the 'NSuckers think that they sound good?
10. Isn't it sad, all BSB have facial-hair, dicks etc. We are stil waiting for Lance to get something male, anything male, just so we could say that he/she is a guy and not a girl. Girls have taken way too much crap lately (example: Spice Girls, Britney Spears)
11. 'NSync fans believe that Nick wants to be Justin. (Now, now, BSB-fans, don't laugh, this is serious) Which we all know that he doesn't. Why? Come on, there's too many reasons, let's try 'Why would he want to be Justin' instead *complete silence* ......................................................... He is already popular, he got girls screaming after him already (girls with taste if I may add), he's already in a famous group (where ALL can sing)... It's more likely Justin who's trying to be Nick.
12. Wonder if Britney thinks that Justin will marry her? Wonder if she gets that he won't.
13. Wonder if Britney-fans are mad at Justin. I know 'NSync fans are mad at Britney... but aren't we all?
14. Those hats Nick loves so much (like the one in the SMTMOBL vid). I'm sorry baby but no, they don't look good on you.
15. I would have betted that Chris' hair (you know, that black/white mop he had on his head) would have come to live in any second, but then suddenly it was gone. Maybe it walked away...
16. It's really sad how 'NSync fans believe that if someone is fat that's a good reason to hate them.
17. It's really sad how 'NSync fans are determent that Nick is fat. He could have been a toothpick and they'd still called him fat.
18. Nick is probably going to be anorexic a few years down the line if people keep calling him fat. Don't worry Nick, I'm by your side, and you are in no way fat.
19. It's also very interesting how 'NSync fans believe that a person can help that you aren't that tall... *rolling my eyes* Leave Howie and Brian alone, please, or else we have to attack you, and you might not like when we say that Joey is fat just because his name is Fat-One, that Justin's hair looks like a giant sponge, that Lance can't be male, that J.C. should get a nose-job and that Chris should learn by BSB how you are supposed to dress. Get it?
20. It's fun how 'NSync fans don't understand that Joey isn't all that great. I mean, by the numbers of fans he must have slept with by now they should get it...
21. Why can't the fanatics of each group come to realize that neither group is perfect?
22. Why can't the fanatics of each group realize that it isn't good to diss the other group just because they aren't their favorite band? Get some good reasons at least!
23. How come J.C. sleeps like 23 hours each day?
24. This is really pathetic: I love the fact that Mandah (Nick's ex girlfriend) was so extremely... um... how to say it nice... weird. She made me look great. Even people who don't like me (I'm guessing, they've never said it to my face, just as I haven't told them what I really feel about them) say that Nick and me would be a great match. (Yes, I am bragging... so what, this is my homepage...)
25. A.J. can't lie without starting stutter, at least that's what Howie says. Poor guy, maybe that's why he admitted that he had a girlfriend?
26. Why is Britney such a slut?
27. Why can't Britney be nice to her fans? Is that too much for poor Bit-Bit?
28. I bet Justin still calls Britney Bit-Bit.
29. I really wish I was that girl in the 'Bye, bye, bye' video, they are so scared of her...
30. I am so glad I am not that girl, have to work with 'NSync... EWWWWWW!
31. Why didn't the dobermans kill Justin in the 'Bye, bye, bye' video?
32. How slow did that train move anyway? Why didn't Chris and Joey fall of it (preferably under it)?
33. The girl avoids hitting Lance and J.C. with the car in the video. Why???? I would have gone for pushing them over the edge, even if it meant that I would go down with them. If you are trying to save the world you are trying to save the world...
34. I'm trying to find a good thing about 'NSync but I can't...
35. Nick always says that he wouldn't mind dating a fan. Then why doesn't he?
36. How come fanatics always think they will marry Nick/Justin/J.C./Brian, it's just sad. At least I only say it as a joke (Nick my friends, Nick Carter only), they are dead serious.
37. Why do always people say that members of BSB are gay?
38. Why do people always say that like if it was a bad thing?
39. Why do people not back off when they've been told that BSB got girlfriends?
40. Why do people say that 'NSync is better than BSB to me? Don't they know I have to kill them then?
41. People think that if you love BSB you have to love 'NSync too. (I guess it goes the other way around too) What's wrong with those people anyway?
42. I got some really strange thoughts. Example: Wonder if 'NSync got any rules when it comes to the fans? 'Do not sleep with fans under the age of 13...', 'Do not take more than two fans with you each', 'Don't rape them, they will sue your ass'...
43. Why do I KNOW that die-hard 'NSync fans are refusing to believe what's in 'The Truth'? Well, I guess I would reacted the same if it was BSB.
44. If 'NSync's mothers knew what their children were going to be come, do you think they would have done an abortion?
45. I would never go to an 'NSync concert even if I got paid, even less would I pay to go and become blind and ruin my ears for all future. How would I be able to enjoy BSB then?
46. The Millennium concert is the most amazing concert there is. I saw it twice (one and a half, I started hyperventilating and got pulled over... still a bit mad at my body for that...)
47. Everytime I dream about 'NSync it's a nightmare. Why? (Try to overlook the fact that they are in it...)
48. Britney probably won't ever understand that we don't hate her cause she was on MMC with Justin, but we hate her for a billion other reasons.
49. How many children do 'NSync got all together? 70? 80? Maybe even over 100?
50. Why is it so damn fun to know that BSB will be remembered as the third big boyband (New Kids on the Block, Take That, and the Backstreet Boys) no matter how this story might end, while 'NSync probably won't even be remembered at all?
51. 'NSync in Eminem's video "The real Slim Shady" (yeah, I know it wasn't them, but it's supposed to be them). Hehe... is it just me or do they look amazingly alike? They even got the color of Joey's hair right (although it's better colored on the guy who's pretending he's Joey). Is it just me who totally love this video? I mean, I can't change channel if it's on.
52. Britney in "The real Slim Shady". She looks so much prettier... and I like her nose better... and she seems a lot smarter... What happened? Oh, right, it's not really Britney, now it makes sense again.
53. 'NSync in Eminem's video (again). Don't you just love the way they dance? The same advanced moves as they do in real life. How long do you think it took those copies of the biggest copycats of all time to learn those steps? I swear, these guys can be THE ULTIMATE BOYBAND in history! They'll mock 'NSync, they'll be 'NSync, they'll (also) copy BSB, they'll easily kick 'NSync's ass, which will make them even more alike BSB. *evil grin* Let these boys record an album containing only 'NSync songs (sung extremely badly, just like in real life) and new lyrics (like the ones in the Song section on this page) and I'd buy it. And you should too! Support anyone who dislike 'NSync and don't give a shit if it offends them when you are making fun of them *nods*
54. Wouldn't it be fun to see those guys (STILL talking about the guys pretending to be 'NSync in Eminiem's video) pass 'NSync on TRL and break 'NSync's record? Hopefully they'd break Britney's too, but not Eminem's, but that's of course... if he wanted he (Eminem) could be the new (not fat and way too greedy) Lou Pearlman! He could produce a whole new boyband to mock the other boybands and they'd be all popular and then 'NSync would go away for good and they'd (both Eminem and the guys) be heroes! Yay!
55. Why do all good looking and nice guys have to be taken? Really, it's just plainly stupid! We just lost Kevin (Congratulations Kevin and Kristin!) and we're about to lose Brian. Of course. Then before we know it Howie, A.J. and Nick will be married and we'll be left with no hope whatsoever. *sigh*
56. Why does Lance say "I'm from Mississippi"? It's not like anyone askes him or anything, and to tell you the truth, it's no good excuse either. It just makes him look like a complete ass... but then his last name is BASS.
57. I've come to realize that Joey and Lance have suitable last names. You know exactly what I'm talking about. If not, you haven't really listened to what I'm talking about, and then I'm very disappointed in you.
58. I've discovered that the part of Offspring's song "Self esteem" that goes "The more you suffer, the more it shows you really care..." is true. For 'NSync fans. They suffer, a lot. Think about the pain they're putting themselves through all too often. Listening to 'NSync's "music", listening to 'NSync talking, reading about 'NSync, watching 'NSync pictures and movies... Damn, I pity the fools.
59. The first five seconds of "Self esteem" always make me laugh. I mean, a couple of grown men, in a recording studio going "Lalalalalaaaalalalalalaaaaa" and it's included on a CD... Do I need to say more? I do? Okay, I got a really strange sense of humor, that will probably explain most of the things on this site.
60. The lyrics "Pretending I'm an airplane on the living room floor..." ("I choose", 'Ixnay on the hombre' - Offspring) I mean, is it only me who can see Dexter laying on the living room floor actually doing that? I'm sorry, but I can... I can actually picture both A.J. and Nick doing that too... let's not talk about J.C....
61. Isn't it amazing how similar Britney and the Britney doll is? Both plastic, ugly clothes, cheep makeup and can't sing. They really did a good job on that one.
62. You heard about Britney's reaction on the first doll they made of her, right? "It looks like a bulldog chewing on a wasp" (I'm not sure if it was wasp or bee, whatever). I was surprised. I mean, if that was the case it looked like her so she shouldn't have got so upset...
63. Is it only me who find it VERY annoying when the other BSB members cuts Nick off? He might mess up, say stupid things, mumble and use the wrong words, but let him talk! How will he ever get it right if he's not allowed to try?
64. Justin Timberbutt and Bratney Spears are getting married... What's wrong in this picture? Oh yeah, they are 19 and 18 years old. Good luck with that marriage.
65. Lynn and Lynne. Maybe the same person? Britney and Justin are siblings! OMG! Britney doesn't only dance for her brothers! She sleeps with one!! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
66. Oh, and A.J. and Nick's fathers are both named Bob... Just me who noticed?
67. I've come to the conclusion that people think BSB are gay cause in "Everybody (Backstreet's Back)" when Nick sings "Am I sexual?" the others answer "Yeah"...
68. I've also come to the conclusion that when I come to a conclusion it's simply cause I've become too tried to think any longer (that's why it doesn't take very long to come to a conclusion for me.)
69. Now isn't that a funny number? *tries to look innocent* *fails completely* ANYWAY, I've been told that J.C. in an MTV interview (I didn't see it myself I'm very sorry to say) was talking about something and well "...crack, I mean caffeine..." What wouldn't I have given to hear that. (By the way J.C., we already knew, you don't have to try to cover it up.)
70. Nick turned into a man when we weren't looking. (Or maybe you saw it coming? No? Didn't hink so either.)