Isn't that 'NStink? ~ Kevin
Eat eat eat, all day long. Eat eat eat, while I sing this song. Eat eat eat, goldfish tastes real good. Eat eat eat in your neighborhood ~ Justin (I could see Joey singing that...)
I love food... that's the way to my heart ~ Justin (Yet again I could see Joey saying that...)
It looks like your thing... you know your THING... ya, your THING!!!~ Kevin (*grin*)
The worst feeling in the world is when you stick your hand in a bowl of jelly and you don't wash it off. Now that's a bad feeling - it goes all sticky and crusty! ~ Chris (*grossed* You've done that?)
I used to get teased by a lot of buddies on the football team. They'd call me Pretty Boy. ~ Kevin
I started turning into a gummi bear ~ Howie
Sometimes, I think TOO hard! ~ Nick (??????? Nick, when it starts to hurt, stop.)
Stop talking, I'm out of aspirin. ~ Kevin
There's nothing more attractive than a girl with a sincere smile, I'm really attracted to big smiles and confident attitudes ~ Joey (Translation: Big boobs and spreaded legs. Translation: Britney Spears.)
Be quiet Nick! ~ Kevin
We're hungry and we're movieless! ~ Howie
Joey is the WORST with the remote ~ Chris (Oh yeah? Try living with my mom, I'm so glad I got a TV of my own now...)
I'm sorry... Brian and Howie won't let me ~ Nick (I'm guessing this was after the question "Can you tell us something about your sexlife?")
No, I did not open my mini bar. ~ Kevin
Quick, let's get out of here before we get in trouble ~ Howie
Uh oh, A.J. found hats, we're in trouble ~ Howie
I want a sophisticated momma, someone who can put me in my place ~ JC discribing the kind of girl he wants (Momma? Hrm...)
I got it. You know I got it, and you want it! ~ Kevin
We're having auditions for our next Backstreet Boys ~ Howie (Now if that won't attract 'NSync I don't know what will)
There are two times I feel stress - day and night. ~ Kevin
And we never gave Nick his underwear back ~ Howie
Boom! Whoa! My hair was scarin me! ~ Justin (It scares everyone, not just you Justin.)
We'd be in the booth, all five of us, trying to cut these vocals. And Brian and Nick are, like, smacking each other ~ Kevin (Bitch-fight!)
We were like, "Hell, no" ~ Kevin (I'm guessing on if Britney could tour with them)
That is the most god-awful song we've ever done ~ A.J. (Did they sing "I was born to make you happy"?)
Well, I don't know, Howie pees on the floor a lot! ~ A.J. (Howie does what?!?!)
My house is in the audience ~ Nick (Geeze, people, did you have to take his house too? Wasn't the grass bad enough?)
I can be a one women man, but marriage scares me! ~ Chris (Based on that your longest relationship lasted 3 months, I kind of figured that out by myself...)
HEY! I heard that! ~ Nick (Don't call Nick an idiot around him, he'll get mad.)
He said he was going to pump us up! ~ Nick (For some reason I start to think about other things than working out...)
We are the bug men ~ Nick (YAY! They are my fans!! (Alice knows what I'm talking about, the rest of you... uh, don't feel like telling you.))
All the time, of course.... JOEY!! ~ Justin, when asked if he ever farted in public and blamed someone else for it (Do I really need to say something here?)
I want a divorce ~ A.J. (Hold on, you're married? Now I'm confused...)
I was locked up in a coffin take after take after take ~ Howie
That's A.J.'s CD... I stole it from him ~ Nick
Oh, I left that CD in Germany... sorry Bone ~ Nick (Actually, he got it in his bag, he's just covering it up.)
McDonald's AGAIN????!!!! ~ Howie (Well, you're traveling with A.J....)
This is all about the chicks for him (Joey). I'm going to say it right now. This is all bout chicks. He doesn't even like music, come to think of it. He doesn't like dancing either. This is all about chicks! ~ Chris (Well that would explain why he doesn't even try to sing properly when he gets a chance...)
I've noticed that in this interview that Nick had just been talking WAY too much ~ Kevin (Let me guess, he said three words and one of them was the wrong word. Now he'll not be allowed to talk for three years again.)
I DO NOT! I DO NOT WHINE!!! ~ Nick (I think this speaks for itself actually...)
What do I like to do? I like to sleep! And I don't get to do my hobby very often, thank you!! ~ J.C. (Who else? There's no one else on this planet that would call sleeping a hobby.)
It's all your fault Nick ~ A.J.
Well, it's about a 4 hour drive to Berlin... I guess she's going with us. Maybe she'll fall off ~ Kevin (Picture a fan holding on to their tour bus and then Kevin saying this...)
They strip searched Howie ~ Nick (Jealous?)
We don't really have time for fantasies ~ J.C. (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! If anyone actually believes that then... then... Lance is a guy!)
His dancing SUCKED! ~ Kevin (I'm not sure you're the one to talk Kev...)
No, it's not against the rules ~ Brian (... he's a member of 'NSync, we're entitled to beat him up during a match of b-ball.)
A.J.'s got lipstick... ~ Kevin
Give it to me! C'mon! ~ J.C. (Justin, J.C. wants to talk to you...)
I CAN'T!! This is hard! ~ Nick (Leave him alone! He can't help that he can't learn the ABC's!)
I'm way, way uncool ~ Howie
I'm a Beanie Babyaholic ~ Lance (being the second member in the club, Nick is member #1...)
See? No wind... LOTS OF WIND!!! ... No wind... LOTS OF WIND!!! ~ A.J. (WTF??)
The funny thing about JC is, well say we're driving somewhere and we'll see a pretty girl on the sidewalk. The four of us will go "Hey, check out that girl!". Five minutes later JC will go "Wow, check out that dog! What kind is it?" He's nuts about dogs. ~ Chris (Personally I don't think that's funny... *hides all dogs away from JC, just in case*)
GOOD GOD IT'S KEVIN!!!!! ~ A.J. (This is not (?) what you want him to say when he's watching porno...)
You see umbrellas only work when water comes from up above ~ Nick (Be nice people! That took him all week to figure out.)
There was Disney World, Sea World, and Nick's world ~ Howie (MOOOOOM!!! I wanna go to Nick's world!!!!)
I fell in love 51 times! ~ Lance, about the Teen USA Pageant (With the contestands or their brothers?)
Those are stolen towels from the hotel ~ Howie (With all their money you'd think they could actually buy their own...)
God that would hurt ~ Nick (Nick pictures himself giving birth...)
Whoa, my goodness! That really hurts!! ~ Lance (Okay, I have a new theory on why Nick said that above, and goes hand in hand with why Lance said this.)
There was this one girl I asked out over and over again in high school who kept turning me down. I tried being nice. She said no. So I tried being mean, and then asked her again. She still said no. I never did go out with that girl!! ~ Joey (What a surprise... Props to the girl, we all understand you. And Joey, being mean won't get you anywhere, just thought I'd help you a little bit.)
I look like a convict in all of these pictures ~ A.J. (Do I really need to write something here?)
Ok, when I'm recording the album in the studio I will not wear a shirt ~ Nick (So the only way we'll see you shirt-less is to move into the studio?)
To all the fans in Germany... I'm still alive... but I can't have kids anymore ~ A.J. (What did they do to you?!?!?)
We all got our character voices down, our dream is to be South Park characters ~ Lance (I have an idea for that episode... OH MY GOD! They killed 'NSync!!!! PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!)
There's still questions that need to be answered? ~ Nick (Well, if you don't tell us about your private life we're not letting you go.)
We get paid to love her ~ A.J. (??????????)
Some people call them our bodyguards but they're really our background singers! ~ Lance (More likely, YOU are THEIR background "singers".)
Take off your shirt Nick ~ Brian (You know, if he doesn't want to you shouldn't make him...)
Lemme peek around the corner and make sure no ones undressed ~ Kevin (Hmm... Do you think Kristin likes when you look into the dancer's dressing rooms?)
The way I drive is like a roller coaster ~ A.J. (I'm still confused, everybody knows he's not supposed to drive... and still?)
We are NOT in love with each other ~ Howie (But Howie, don't deny. It's not good to deny.)
Hey Nick? They said PROFESSION ~ Brian (So? It's a BIG word, don't expect him to understand.)
I like Nick's butt ~ A.J. (*cough, cough*)
I can't pronounce this... ~ Nick (I thought he was making progress... and then he come to a six letter word... *sigh*)
Did I ever technically call you a loser? ~ Brian
Why do I get all the nasty questions? ~ A.J. (Cause you're A.J. We know you like it.)
We were in Malaysia at the end of lat year (1996) and we had
to do a press interview with one of their local papers. One of
the interviewers was this really nice guy in checked trousers and
a cowboy hat, but he seemed to be a little confused. He kept
calling us by the wrong names - he'd look at Nick and say, 'So
Ronan, what's it like to be famous?'
After a few minutes we twigged that he thought we were Boyzone! I
glanced at Nick and in a split second we decided to go along with
the joke. So I became Stephen, Kevin was Shane, A.J. was Keith
and Howie was Mikey. We even started to talk in Irish accents. At
the end of the interview, the guy asked if we could sing a song
for him. We sang 'Words', and he loved it. You owe us one
Boyzone! ~ Brian and Nick (That's cute...)
I can't see Brian... I'm not sure I like this ~ A.J. (looking out in the crowd of teenyboppers, seeing clothes being ripped off someone flying while the teenies screams in joy.)
That's women's dude... ~ A.J.
Oh... this is women's... that's probably why I wouldn't wear it ~ Howie (Ya sure?)
There's a lot you don't know Nick ~ Howie (I'm not questioning him.)
Where do I stick this? ~ Kevin (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! *slaps herself* I need help... badly...)
You guys are the ones with the dirty minds ~ Kevin (*looks at the ground ashamed* I'm sorry Kev, didn't mean to...)
Don't ever do that with me in public ~ Howie (*grins* *remembers Kevin* I see nothing fun in this *shakes head*)
All I want you to do is scream obnoxiously for the rest of the show ~ A.J. (A.J.! Don't encourage them! You're half deaf when you get out of your concerts anyway! Besides... do you know how hard it is to scream non-stop for almost two hours?)
I think I'm gonna go to everyone's house after the show and trick or treat ~ A.J. (*gets ready to tie A.J. to the toilet* Mom, if I find a Backstreet Boy in the bathroom, can I keep him?)
You need a wife first... ~ Brian (Actually Brian, there ARE people who do it BEFORE marriage. *Brian faints*)
My ball's stuck! ~ Chris (Good god, don't make me type something here...)
Get your hand out of my butt!! ~ Nick (*looks horrified at Howie* What are you doing???)
No. My mother claims JC is her son when she points us out to her friends! ~ Chris (Since it's Chris, it wouldn't surprise me if she do just that. Understandable too.)
I mean I love these guys but ya know... ~ Nick (... I do feel like we need to see other people.)
We play and hug each other ~ J.C. (Play... that word can be used in so many ways...)
Be nice, remember we all know where you live ~ Nick (*evil grin* Feel welcome to come over... and stay... I'm sure there's enough space so you can make A.J. company...)
Well THINK of something real quick ~ Brian (Now he's trying to make Nick's brain collapse too...)
Well, we were out albino hunting one day... ~ Chris, talking about Lance.
You know you've made it when people start makin fun of you ~ Kevin (Yupp, smart Kevin.)
I'm not a teenage girl and I never have been a teenage girl ~ Brian (I surly hope not...)
Whoohoo! I'm a little girl! ~ J.C. (No, no, no, now you got it all wrong, you were supposed to say like Brian, but...)
I have a different relationship with each one of them I think, but I love them all ~ Justin (*cough* You all know what's going on in my mind at this moment...)
Keep your clothes on Bone ~ Brian (But... WHY?!?)
I'd take some of my eyebrows off and make them into a hairtransplant. I have enough for everyone ~ Kevin (Hehe...)
You see, JC matured too quickly. He peaked at the age of 15 and he's going downhill slowly. Now all he wants to do is sleep! ~ Joey (Then let him sleep, he can sleep till the end of time for all I care.)
I have our bio sheet... I know all about you Kev ~ A.J.
Joey kissed Lance! ~ Chris (What a surprise...)
You know Kevin would take charge ~ Brian (Prostitution?)
You weren't listening to Nick, he totally introed that correctly ~ Kevin
Stop messing with those buttons A.J. ~ Nick (Hrm... *fights the urge to start laughing*)
Who's your daddy?! ~ Chris, while jumpin on Lance (*decides not to think in the line of sex, for once in her life* Well you surely are old enough...)
Tell those girls to go to school ~ Brian
Police... we need help ~ Brian (If the teenies are attacking then well... that's what you get for telling people to go to school.)
One time Lance was sleeping and I put whipped cream on his head ~ Joey (Suddenly my theories doesn't sound so crazy after all...)
How'd you get untied from the toilet? ~ Howie (WHAT?! They are loose????)
Joey's... Oh God... Joey is dirty - in more ways than one! ~ Justin (I'm not questioning him.)
Man, why do you have to do that... you know I don't like that ~ Nick (1. Nick at Kevin correcting his gramma 2. Nick at Howie talking about their affair.)
We hopefully, hope that it will be around for a long time ~ Joey (hopefully, hope... fine, I'm used to people being redundant *coughcoughKevincoughcoughcough*)
Dude, I ain't gettin freaky!!! ~ Nick (*smirk*)
Dude, I'm telling you, I can't think of one thing that the other guys don't know about me ~ J.C. (You know, this makes me think in weird ways (like you might have noticed above) and well... *fights the urge to start laughing, again*)
I'm a gentle person... I don't like to fight ~ Nick (I've heard different...)
Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! I'm gonna pee my pants! ~ Joey
This is not Bob Barker this is Nick Watch 10 ~ Nick
Your name is Nick Carter... not Nick Watch 10 ~ Howie (Howie, let him pretend.)
This is Nick Watch 10... ya know like News Watch 8 ~ Nick (Okay, I heard them talk about this, and it was really cute... But I do understand why Howie pointed it out to him, it's NICK, you never know...)
We asked her what a girl wants... unfortunately it wasn't any of us ~ Howie (Awwww... I'll take a single Nick, are you happy now?)
Ummm... I like A.J.! He's a cutie! ~ Justin (And he's busy... being tied up to my toilet. But you can come too if you want to, but don't expect to get out alive...)
We all slept together ~ Howie (*fights the urge to start laughing uncontrollably* You know what? This isn't helping us fans when it comes to the "they are NOT gay" fights with non fans. If my mom ever hear this one...)
I wanna score tonight ~ Chris (*points at crowd of teenyboppers* There you go, pick anyone of your choice, mistake me for one of them and you're dead.)
Of the choice of two evils, I pick the one I've never tried before ~ A.J. (Well, so would I...)
See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil ~ Brian (Translation: Don't look at Britney, don't listen to Britney, don't date Britney.)
I'm Lance and my best quality is my big booty ~ Chris, pretending to be Lance. (*blinks* Oh my...)
Hi my name is Chris and the first thing I do in the morning is scratch ~ Joey, pretending to be Chris (I think this speaks for itself.)
My name is Lance and the first thing I do in the morning is pee in the shower ~ Chris, pretending to be Lance (*gross* One question to Chris, does he actually do that (and in that case, did you have to tell us?), are you just joking (if you do that, as usual, I, and the rest of the population, don't get it), or have you and Lance been fighting?)
My name is Joey and the first thing I do in the morning is drop the kids of at the pool ~ J.C. (I knew he had kids, I knew it... or wait... is it the teenies he's dropping of? Both??)
I'm Justin and the last thing I do before I go to bed is ummm... put hip-hop on a rap prayer ~ Lance, pretending to be Justin (That wasn't even half funny.)
I'm Chris and I look just like Fievel the mouse ~ Joey, pretending to be Chris (Hey! That's not true!!! Fievel is WAY cuter!!!!!)
My name is Joey and I think I look like Blossom ~ J.C., pretending to be Joey (Is he blind?)
I'm Chris and my best pick-up line is: "Hey, want tickets to the show?" ~ Joey, pretending to be Chris (*laughing uncontrollably* *slaps herself* And what does the teenyboppers say? Or do they run for their lives?)
I'm Justin and I don't need a pick-up line. I just sing a little bit and all the girls are like "oooohhh" ~ Lance, pretending to be Justin ("oooohhh, my ears hurt" that is)
It's a bathtub that flies ~ A.J. (Are you high again?)
SECURITY!!!!!! ~ Nick (A fan showed a bad picture of him...)
I'm a good reckless driver... ~ A.J. (Who doesn't have a drivers licence...)
Look closely, do we look normal to you?! ~ Joey (No, you never did.)
See, I let you drive and look what happens ~ Kevin (Scene: Kevin and A.J. standing next to the car, that's crashed against a police car... A.J. with a guilty look on his face.)
Women are right. Men are wrong. The end! ~ Chris (First time I agree with him.)
We may not know much about drivin your fancy rocket mobiles, or blowin up asteriods, but when it comes to pop 'n' fresh dance moves, we're the best rag-tag group of pretty-boys on the planet! ~ Justin (*cough, cough* No, no, no, you're NOT pretty. But otherwise, yes, you've found the key of success in pop, copy the Backstreet Boys.)
No one is a virgin, life screws us all ~ A.J.
Actually, I fear, actually, like somebody. Cause when throwing stuffed animals on stage, I fear someone's gonna throw something like really heavy towards my head and it's gonna smack me unconscious and they'll have to take me to the hospital and I might die! That won't happen! ~ Justin (In the beginning, he sounded like Joey, then a slight turn toward Britney Spears came... Anyway, this WOULD happen... if I just wasn't so damn lousy at throwing stuff.)
I like miniskirts. They make me feel sexy ~ Britney (Personally I don't even wear skirts (my mom's wish for her funeral: Me to wear a dress) cause I just don't like them. But then again, I'm not a role model for kids all over the world, so who am I to have morals...)
I totally understand that saying about women being from venus and men from mars, there are things I still just don't understand about women ~ Justin (Don't worry, you got plenty of time to try to figure it out, you're only 14 so far.)
I don't think of myself as hot ~ Justin (And Britney's boobs are real.)
If I wasn't in 'NSync I would ge going toward a pro sleepingcareer ~ J.C. (Hmm... we have the same career goal I see...)
I'm a TV alcoholic ~ J.C. (When you're addicted to watching TV it is NOT called alcoholic. Alcoholism = drinking problems, not TV problems. TVoholic would have made more sense. Unless you drink when you watch TV of course... hmm... okay, whatever.)
I'm not singing the song! ~ Lance (Don't worry, it's not like if they need you or anything.)
Happy little Busta left a happy little doodoo in my bunk ~ Justin (Suddenly I love that little pug...)
I'm just gonna ride one of the dogs... cause I could fall and hurt someting... like my face. ~ Chris (1. Leave the dogs alone Chris. 2. If you would hurt something it would be a good thing. 3. Nobody would see the difference if you did fall on your face.)
I could bite my toenails. I don't want to, but I could ~ Joey (Ya sure Joe? You could always eat them too...)
I think there's 9 million wonderful singers in this world, but this was God's plan for me ~ Britney (Why couldn't God have picked one of these 9 million who could sing instead?)
Chat rooms are so cool, especially when you go in your own and pretend to be someone else and people are talking about you ~ Lance (Lance discovered the joy of the Internet... when J.C. finally let him try anything but porno sites...)
Love is blind, but like is just to freaked out to see straigt ~ Brian
Joey's a womanizer... he takes all my women, what's up with that? ~ Justin (Ehhh... JOEY? *cough* Justin is obviously upset cause Britney likes Joey better now.)
Joey! He's such an idiot! He picks up chicks with the Bobby voice ~ Justin (The Bobby voice?)
I'll play basketball, but I'm soooooooooooo bad at it! ~ Lance (I will not argue with this.)
If we had auditions, I don't think Joey wouldn't made it ~ Chris (Hehe...)
We suck ~ J.C. (Finally, some truth from this guy.)
All of these men come up and knock on the door to my house at night. It's really scary, ohmigod, you wouldn't believe!! So, like, I go in my momma's room and sleep with her ~ Britney (Why? I mean, all they are asking for is their money back since you sucked major... err... Or not sucked... or... hum... I'll shut up now.)
I may not be totally perfect, but parts of me are excellent ~ A.J. (Ahhh, yes, I must agree on that one.)
I'm not really a morning or a night person, I'm just more of an awake person ~ Chris (J.C. must just love you.)
If my girlfriend were taller than me, I'd have to wear heels! ~ Chris (I'm not going to say anything...)
I don't have a superman tattoo on my butt, I swear!!!! ~ Joey (I really don't care.)
Leader?!?!?!?!? There is no "I" in 'NSync ~ J.C. (There's no "I" in Backstreet Boys either, but they still got Kevin.)
This one's an 11. The most important, I wear an 11. Lemme repeat, an 11 ~ Lance, talking about shoe size. (Yeah, but you got no dick so that really doesn't say anything.)
I like girls that are true to themselves I like um, good girls. I like the innocent-type girls ~ Lance (The "um" makes me wonder.)
I get all this mail from little girls telling me to stay away from their Justin, and I'm just like go ahead, take him, I don't want him! ~ Britney (Britney, the correct term on these little girls are "teenyboppers", you belong with them. Besides, didn't you say you were going out with him, and he kept denying it?)
So in other words Lance has the sexy voice and we have each other ~ Chris (And you have each other? I'm not even going to say anything on that one.)
Ummm... is it true ya'll nominated me for the best bass singer for the Grammies this year? ~ Lance (Yeah right...)
We did nominate you for teen idol of the year ~ Justin (Not really, Justin demanded that he'd be nominated, they are just trying to make Lance feel better.)
Poofoo, Poofoo where are you? Please come out and play! ~ Lance (And that was his work... Good god, no wonder that being a member of 'NSync isn't that embarrassing for him...)
And we got Lance! The four of us are replaceable. Lance is irreplaceable. He's albino... Quit lying, he's a Mississippi albino... They're very rare in this part of the country ~ Chris (*grins* So what if that was Chris stupid jokes, I liked it.)
Lance knows exactly what it is. Tell em Lance... So much for your irreplacability! ~ Chris (Now he lost me.)
Just stop for a minute, I'm trying to imagine you with a personality ~ Nick
We're like brothers, see I can punch Joey like this and he won't do anything back, because we're borhters ~ J.C. (Then hit him harder!)
Something adventurous. Hiking, then picnic on the beach. An amusement park. Something fun. Rockclimbing ~ Lance, on perfect date (All that in one day? Oh well, I'll go rockclimbing with you, but don't be surprised if you suddenly find yourself falling.)
Everyone thinks I like to sleep. It's not that I like to sleep, it's that I don't like to get up! There is a difference ~ J.C. (Hmm... as strange as this might sound, I understand him.)
Nevermind... I'm a dork! ~ Justin (We know Justin, we know...)
Lance uses us like wild dogs - He holds us by the leash and waits for us to sniff people out and then he goes and meets them himeself! ~ Joey (In Chris' case I can understand this, for obvious reasons, but are the rest of you also in leashes and on the ground or...? *thinks* Ooohh... it's like that huh? *grins*)
Yeah, I like them, they are pretty cool ~ Britney, about Eminem. (Them? They? Oh, I always thought Eminem was ONE guy, but I guess I was wrong, cause Bit-Bit can't be wrong, now can she?)
I've never caught myself snoring. Most of the time I don't think I snore, but I think that there are certain positions you lay in sometimes and everybody snores ~ Chris (As long as I'm not sleeping in the same room as you I don't care if you snore or not.)
I've gotta be me - everyone else was taken ~ A.J.
I'm a pretty heave sleeper. I fell asleep on the plane and we landed and everything and I didn't know it. Lance had to smack me in the back of the head and go "Dude, the plane is empty. You're the last one." I said "Oh my goodness." ~ J.C. (*starts filling in request to 'NSync about getting to be the one to wake J.C. up*)
I think we're all equally funny - it's just that I come out of the box the fastest ~ Chris (So the fact that he is one of the least popular members in the group didn't effect his ego, at least not in this area.)
We should forgive our enemies, but only after they've been taken out and shot ~ Kevin (Let's remember Kevin's strong believes that 'NSync are evil.)
I talk in my sleep a lot. My mom used to laugh at me. Because if she wanted to find out something about me; she'd come in while I was sleeping and start talking to me ~ Justin (Didn't he wake up when you stood over him? Anyway, we have now found the only way to get some truth out of Justin, can somebody ask him about Britney and her implants?)
Joey is like Tickle Me Elmo. He's the only person I know who wakes up every morning in an incredibly great mood. He's an optimistic and very happy - go - lucky guy ~ Chris (I have a sudden urge to change that...)
People always go on about our age differences, but we're all on the same level really ~ Joey (Well, guys rarely become older than 12...)
All true wisdom are found on T-shirts ~ Brian
I just like the letters, P - M - S... ~ Lance
I was so happy when I got my braces off. Thank God, they didn't affect my singing. I was always afraid that my s's would sound like th's. I feel sorry for you kids with braces who get called "tinsel teeth" and "metal mouth". But remember, someday you'll look a whole lot better. And if anyone makes fun of the way you talk, tell them to go to hell in a hand basket! ~ Chris (Just thought I'd put it up cause well... it's one of the few good things he's said.)
Every girl is considered a girlfriend in my book ~ Joey (Ehhh... Should I start panicking now?)
All you fans out there are my girlfriends ~ Joey (Hey, Nick said that when he was 13! Or well, it was "All you girls out there, you're my girlfriends", but thanks for sparing me Joey.)
Rolling Stone, they tend to push the envelope a little bit, and that's cool, because it's Rolling Stone. And I've seen other people the the cover, and it's like whoa! But it's okay. I wouldn't do this for any other magazine, but because it's Rolling Stone, I think it's fine and tasteful ~ Britney (So when Play Boy asks you to pose nude for them it's okay, cause it's Play Boy, right? *rolls eyes* I would NEVER in a bazillion years wear what she wore, no matter what magazine, but hey, that's just me.)
Chris, help! I'm drowning ~ Justin (Chris! I swear I'll sleep with you just let him drown!!!!!)
I shaved my legs just for you ~ Joey
Well I mean for a start I don't date black guys, ya know coming from the south, there just aren't any minorities there, so it's like a major shock when you go to the big cities and all and they're just everywhere ~ Britney (That quote alone could have made me dislike/hate (you choose) the silicon whore.)
Sleeping with large quantities of stuffed animals relieves stress caused by annoying roommates... AND works as a pillow! ~ J.C. (Yeah, but majority of the stuffed animals thrown on stage smell pretty bad cause they've passed the sea of teenyboppers in a warm, small area...)
Everyone has their own little job and my job is to... is... well... I really don't know ~ J.C. (To sing Justin's parts all the time cause he can only whine. You can at least do it at times.)
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live ~ A.J.
I wish there was a rumor about me and a lot of girls. Let's start one! ~ Chris (Chris, there's a REASON why there aren't any rumors about you, you're just not interesting and popular enough.)
Close your eyes and imagine me right beside you.. ABSOLUTELY NAKED! ~ A.J. (Hehe... okay... *grins*)
A bag of fleas is easier to control then our dear Chris Kirkpatrick ~ J.C. (Don't they come hand in hand?)
Alright, who took that 20 bucks from my pants pocket? I fell asleep on the plane and I woke up and there was 20 bucks missing and ya'll were grinning. I don't know who it was ~ Chris (You'd think that they didn't have to steal money from each other...)
Titanic 2 - The Iceberg's View is gonna be an iceberg for about 2 ½ ours then BOOM a ship and it's over... and maybe a couple of crying penguins ~ Chris (Chris, I got a feeling that Titanic didn't pass the South Pole... That should be crying polarbears.)
JC's just cheesy ~ Joey
You're just jealous cause the voices are talking to me ~ Nick
There's a lot of crackheads walking around... ~ Kevin (while looking at A.J. and J.C. that are walking down the hallway)